I call him my WASband

Kate sent us HZPNSHN. She writes: My first thought is.....nasty divorce!?!? Ha haaaaa!! Daaang!

That's right, it says "his pension." Which means this ex-wife bought a Chrysler minivan with her ex-husband's retirement fund and has decided to brag about it on her van.

Virginia, you make my head want to explode.

MooseNuggette sent in WASHIS (was his). This GoldWing motorcycle also has a vanity plate holder which reads: Her Diamond Wing. How romantic!

Arm Candy

TROFYWIF (Trophy Wife) was captured by Bonnie R. A "trophy wife" is defined as:

A young, attractive woman married to an older, more powerful man. His role in the relationship is to be her sugar daddy and provide her with power and material wealth. Hers is to remind others that he is powerful or rich enough to be desirable to such a woman despite his age and thus to serve as a marker of this status -- hence the "trophy" part. A specialized type of gold digger.

Yes, something you definitely should brag about on your car. Great work on choosing a vanity plate, dimwit.

Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious State of Virginia

Donna F. sent us this gem, SXY T1ME (Sexy Time?). She writes: My only thought was "oh my god that does NOT say sexy time! Oh glory, yes it does!"

I am going to take a guess and assume this motorist is a fan of the movie Borat. I can almost hear this driver now: My a-wife send me to Virginia to make license plate vanity. Please, come and see my plate. If it not success, I will be execute.

Great success!

How can I drive when you're in my way?

Crazy Cat Lady Carm sent us this gem the other day. She writes: My son Eric just sent this one... I think this is the best one yet!

For those of you who need the definition, this says OMFGMOVE with translates to, "Oh My F*ing God, Move." You know what I also love about this photo? That Eric seems to be right on this guy's bumper enabling him to get this awesome photo. That way, we have a nice view of this driver's patriotic flag license plate holder. God Bless America.

Like, really, REALLY fast

Amanda M. sends us GODSPD. She writes: It looks like it's supposed to be "God speed", but I first read it as "God SPED" (Special Ed) and I thought to myself "Hey! That isn't very nice..."

From wikipedia: Godspeed, as a word, is a wish for a prosperous journey, success, and good fortune... It is also used occasionally in a non-religious manner, intended as a wish for a job to be accomplished quickly.

Yeah, um, godspeed to me so I can get myself out of this vanity plate nightmare.

I can't think straight

Miki P. sent us LESBIAN with this note: I took this photo at Burning Man, which is why everything looks so dusty. Note the correct spelling and complete lack of numbers substituted for letters. This is a California plate too, which makes me wonder how long this lesbian has been around to score that while it was still available.

Impressive.

NOBOYZ is from LadyStyx. I think this is probably referring to a family with only female children, but you need to understand that this is the lesbian post, so there it is.

Who will we the catch next with our gaydar?

No soup for you!

Patricia caught this plate, ADOLPH2, in Kentucky. I mean, does this really mean what I think it does? Adolf Hitler? You have got to be kidding! And did you need to add that 2 because ADOLPH and ADOLPH1 were already taken? Are you serious? Maybe this kid is all grown up? Redonkulous, I tell you.

It's official. I H8 your PL8.

Redskins Fail

The Washington Redskins are a professional American football team based in the Washington, D.C. area. Jason G. sent us this plate, 4SKINZ which I assume, based on this driver's decorative ribbon and specialty plate that he is, "For the Redskins."

HOWEVER, Sir, your vanity plate reads "foreskins."

Epic FAIL.

To Rule Them All

Ah yes, the only reason I plan to have children -- I might need one of their kidneys some day. 1KIDNEY was snapped by Natalie B. who writes: A bit more information than I care to know about my fellow drivers...

Reminds me of Charlie the unicorn's trip around Candy Mountain.

All kidding aside, I just want to say that I think it's awesome these people have decided to put their organs on their license plates. To those who haven't been in a situation where a fresh organ is needed to save a life I know it might come across as a bit icky, but I think I kind of like it. LadyStyx captured NWLIVR (New Liver). I wonder if they know the Liver Giver?

For more information about organ donation please visit Donate Life America at http://www.donatelife.net/

Previous plates for a cause: We "support" your boobies.

Because you make it *so* easy.

The person behind the blog No Wonder You're Single sent us this gem the other day, Y H8 ME (Why hate me?). I think if you have to ask, you probably already suck. Bonus points to this driver for failing to screw in the bottom part of his chromed-out eagle vanity plate holder (which clearly does not fit onto his car). I mean, at least they aren't using rusty binder clips.

Plus, it's questions like this that just make me want to chug my haterade. Every last drop. Glug, glug, glug.

I'm also fat with a "PH"

Heather A. sent this plate into us with only one comment: I nearly died when i saw this.

Heather, you should have smelled it. Then you would have really died. A "phart," as far as I'm concerned, stands for "Pretty Hot And Rancid Toot." I can think of a few other misinterpretations, but then again, I don't want you to toss your cookies.

And because farts are always funny, previously:
So that's what that smell is...
Manners From A 2 Year Old
Fart: A Turd Honking For The Right Of Way
Now Running on Natural Gas
Fortunately... But Unfortunately...

For you and you, but not you

Now that Halloween is over, let's get right with the Lord.

GODIS4U (God is for you?) comes to us from Wendy K. This plate is just dumb. I'm sorry.

Although, I guess it could be "Goddess For You."

But that is still stupid.