Someone inquired about truck balls last week, so this post is dedicated to you. Mr. HorribleLicensePlates and I were traveling last weekend when all of a sudden I caught a glimpse of this beauty. I started to shout: Get the CAMERA QUICK! Vanity plate! Wait a second. Are those TRUCK BALLS!? Muhuhehahahah TRUCK BALLS! I quickly swerved into their lane and Mr. HLP snapped this photo. Afterwords we both high-fived. The plate reads: 2 BOGUS. The decal reads: If It Has Spark Plugs, It's Not a Truck ! If You Want to Ride, Ride the White Horse.And YES, those are truck balls, BLUE TRUCK BALLS. What has the world come to? Although, don't you like the way I captured their suspension in time in this photo? You're welcome.
Really? "Ride the White Horse"? After googling this phrase, we found this oddly humorous video featuring a lady using large everyday items, like a giant comb and over-sized microphone (warning: Men in whitey tighties doing Thriller-like dance moves). According to wikipedia it's a song about smack. WHY would you put this on your car? Probably the same reason behind why you bought truck balls. Who needs fuzzy dice anyways? 2 BOGUS indeed.
That is hilarious! I love all of your commentating on each of your posts. You do have a way with words! Thanks for the early MOANday morning chuckle!
ReplyDeleteOoohhhh! For shame!!! Someone has serious insecurities about their body parts.......
ReplyDeleteHa ha, Love it!!! Talk about having balls!
ReplyDeleteoooh! That was me who commented on truck balls. I have NEVER seen blue truck balls. That is a whole can of worms, ain't it?
ReplyDeleteThat song was popular in Greece a few summers ago. It's kind of catchy.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is ?????????????
ReplyDeleteTruck balls always make me laugh because they seem so tiny in proportion to the truck.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to tell the world your truck has tiny, shrivelled little balls?
The blue only adds to the effect.
I think "The white horse" refers to his truck, as it is big and white.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, where it says "If it has spark plugs, its not a truck" means he's driving a diesel. They use compression rather than ignition in their motors.
:) Awesome. I was driving in Arizona over Halloween weekend and saw a Jeep Wrangler with hot pink truck balls...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to agree with Gipoun here and wager that the "white horse" is in reference to the truck. I don't think someone with truck balls would be a fan of Goldfrapp. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteI'd really like to know what's up with "if it has spark plugs it's not a truck." If it doesn't have spark plugs, it doesn't drive... I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteCan you say REDNECK?? :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, I've got many funny (disturbing) shots of these at my blog. hope you enjoy
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white horse
ReplyDeleteHeroin. As contrasted with white pony, slang for cocaine, in the 1983 pop hit "White Horse" by music group "Laid Back".
"If you want to ride, don't ride the white horse."