Monday, December 29, 2008

Did It Hurt... ?


... When you fell from heaven?

I am assuming HEVNSNT means "Heaven Sent," but if you stare at this one a little longer other things start to come to mind. The first I thought of was "Heave and Snot" and then "Heaven's Nut." Another perfect example of why vanity plate word shortening usually is a bad idea.

This plate came to us courtesy of Poetry Sue in Nevada. I liked her email:

Here ya go! I hate plates like this... it might as well say God's Gift to the world... so snooty.

I think a lot of us agree with you Sue. Great work!

12 comments:

  1. This plate is indeed horrible.

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  2. Hmm. Poetry Sue would get a kick out of "I, Patrick." Or maybe not...

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  3. I got

    Heavens Not

    to which I would say "Heaven's not what?"

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  4. I think I'll go with "heaven's snot." As in, this car was gobbed out of God's nose, so I don't need insurance.

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  5. Heave and snot. Is that anything like a snot rocket?

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  6. I read this as "Heaven Isn't."

    I'm such a heathen.

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  7. I rolled my eyes so hard when I saw this. that I strained my eye muscles and had to stare upward for 3 days...

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  8. I got "heavin' snot" which is kind of doubly revolting...

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  9. Maybe it was the car and not the person that was Heaven sent?

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  10. Heaven's not united

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