Thursday, January 22, 2009

Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

So your name is Judy, and you are a judge. Why would you ever want to associate yourself with this woman?
I don't know. Maybe your name isn't Judy? Maybe you just love who the Urban Dictionary defines as Satan's annoying little sister? I must admit though, I did get quite a laugh from these Judyisms:

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs.

...Sir, the *table* didn't have three beers and then get up and move!

...Of course I'm right; I'm always right. I'm like a truth machine

Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

Beauty fades but dumb is forever.


I wonder what she would think of I♥YRMOM?

Thanks for the plate Kolleen!
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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    Why would you ever want to associate yourself with this woman?
    Because she's awesome. Seriously, watching a fully formed JJ smackdown is one of the most beautiful things television has to offer.

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  2. ETJanuary 22, 2009 at 7:09 AM

    Judge Judy is so annoying. Period.

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  3. Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades.January 22, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    I love JJ!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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  5. HorribleLicensePlatesJanuary 22, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    I still love you all, even if you do love JJ. ;-P

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    What's really funny is the slogan on New Hampshire's plate and what it really says: Live Free or Die Judge Judy. That seems like a threat.

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  7. AprilJanuary 22, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Haha!! That's funny! I do have to admit - I can't stand to watch that woman. However, that being said - I believe that those idiots who agree to go on Judge Judy deserve every insult that is hurled at them.

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  8. FreedomFirstJanuary 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    I love Judge Judy. Except I feel like she's too hard on single mothers. But in every other way, she rocks. She always says exactly what I want to say, but can't think of the words.

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  9. SashaJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    I think this post is hilarious!!! I love JJ, and I think all those idiots deserve everything they get from her!

    I really enjoy your posts, and some are just priceless.

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  10. Heidi RenéeJanuary 22, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    Kolleen is kicking my butt finding New Hampshire plates. I have to get out more!

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  11. Donna M.January 22, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    I adore watching Judge Judy...the best one I think though was when she had an ebay scammer on her show and handed her her butt on a platter.

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  12. Miss KolleenJanuary 22, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    im so excited you posted yet another one from me this week!

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  13. MeganJanuary 22, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    Judge Judy's got nothin on Judge Milian!

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  14. ChicagoLadyJanuary 23, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Judge Milian is the best! I never liked People's Court until she got on the bench.

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  15. Hungarican ChickMarch 31, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I love Judge Judy. That woman can spot BS from a mile away.

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