Monday, January 12, 2009

Not Responsible For Any Compressed, Bruised, Or Displaced Organs

Welcome to the first edition of Vanity Plate Matchmaker!

Bachelor #1 enjoys giving hugs, abbreviating words, merging at 38 MPH, and putting stupid messages on the back of his car.

Bachelor #2 loves using letters to represent affection and driving in the middle of two lanes completely sober.

Bachelor #3 enjoys long slow drives along the beach and ignoring the cars lined up behind him honking. He also frequently drives and texts, you know, so you never feel lonely.

Alright ladies, who do you choose?

All three of these plates came from different people, but they came skipping out of my inbox hand-in-hand. Get me out of this nightmare. Although, in some twisted way I want to see LVAHUG and GV HUGS touching bumpers affectionately.


LVAHUG snapped by FreedomFirst
GV HUGS via Chelsi C.
XOOX from platerazzo LadyStyx
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13 comments:

  1. KatJanuary 12, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    Those are actually kinda sweet...IMOO

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    Reminds me of this perv I saw at a bar once with a free hugs shirt.

    Uh, no way.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    This site is too funny! Found you from failblog.

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  4. MariJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    Don't touch me!

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  5. ETJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    LVAHUG and GV HUGS is like a perfect match. How do you do it?

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  6. LadyStyxJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Dont you just love the timing sometimes...when you get from several different people (who dont know one another)the same theme all at the same time?

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  7. HorribleLicensePlatesJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    LadyStyx - Yeah the timing was priceless

    Mari - Exactly.

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  8. FreedomFirstJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Haha! That's a great combo there.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    Any of these could easily go with the plate I saw yesterday (no camera, of course-duh!) that said SPLAT

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  10. kaseynicoleJanuary 12, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    I don't think the middle plate had anything intentionally having to do with show affection. The plate has bowling pins and says BOWLER at the bottom of it. So to me XOOX represents what the screen shows when they're bowling.

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  11. HorribleLicensePlatesJanuary 12, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    Thanks Kasey, but I already knew that. XOOX also means kiss, hug, hug, kiss.

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  12. SheBloggsJanuary 12, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    Oh that's funny! Affection on the back of a bumper!

    I have to remember to snap one from here in KS, there's alot of vanity people here, and everytime I see one I think of this site!

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    That's a bad bowler if they strike-split-split-strike. It's been a while but X is a strike, / is a spare - is open and O is split, right? When the first ball is circled? Anyway - crappy bowler, silly license plate - either way they're wasting money!

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