What's that glittering from beneath your custom trailer hitch cover? Why yes, it's a pair of silver truck balls! Excuse me, I need to lean to the side for a moment, so I can barf into this trash receptacle. Actually, OBNXOUS would be an excellent way to describe this monstrosity.Squidrox, did you get a kick at these? Heh heh.
A lot of them race car fans are obnoxious...at least he admits it!
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Somebody's ego needs a bitch-slap.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm yeah, that makes me want to puke too.
ReplyDeleteThat's so redneck. However, I DO like the airbrushed "Silverado" right above the plate. Adds a bit of class, dontcha think?
ReplyDeletei ABSOLUTELY HATE truck balls. in oklahoma i have to CARRY that trash can around with me!
ReplyDeleteI want a uterus I can hang off of my Hello Kitty festooned Camry.
ReplyDeleteI was looking for those!
ReplyDeleteHey Pal, we'd get the message even without the plate...
ReplyDeleteI'm will H3llC4t. Where can I get a blinged out, sparkly, rhinestoned encrusted uterus to hang off my minivan?
ReplyDeleteAs a male, I gotta say that truck balls are the most obnoxious vehicle accessory ever since... well, since the vanity plate.
ReplyDeleteI'll totally back up h3llc4t's and Persnickety's vie for car uteri--gotta level the playing field.
I'd just better not catch that truck anywhere near my minivan!
ReplyDeleteI saw the plate first and then the balls and I immediately starting digging through my bag to retrieve my camera. My husband, who usually admonishes me for taking pictures of plates, stopped and WAITED while I took the picture.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, I found a uterus you can hang in your car, should you really be so inclined. Kinda oogy,right?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_17&listing_id=19926255&ga_search_query=uterus&ga_search_type=tag_title&ga_page=3&min=&max=&order=
At least the truck testicles, propellers and the like are in context.
ReplyDeleteUnlike the spoiled kids attending the University of Montana in their pickup trucks with spinning rims blasting bass-heavy, window-shaking hip-hop. Spinning rims on a pickup truck are like fur on a fish.
Talk about the Department of Redundancy Department!
ReplyDeleteWith the huge overpopulation of big trucks we have, it's a shame they don't neuter that thing to help solve the problem.
ReplyDeleteh3llc4t, you have made my day :)
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOOOOh classy! I want a set to hook up to my front door to use as a knocker. Maybe THAT would keep the Bible-thumpers from beating my door down at 9am. Not that I truly mind religious folks (to each their own, I have my own beliefs thank you), but when the household is on the nightshift and the occupants dont get to bed much before 6 or 7 AM... a visitor a mere 2 hours after you *JUST* got to sleep is DEFINITELY unwanted.
ReplyDeletehey I think I dated this guy too!
ReplyDeleteI mean, honestly.....what does this say about a guy who has those hanging from his truck? Could he be any more childish or insecure?
ReplyDeletePeople used to refer to vehicles of all kinds as females. Maybe his has had a little operation.
I would be so tempted to zap those balls with blue spray paint.
ReplyDeleteBut for some reason, I've actually seen that some people also buy them in blue... just what's the message _there_?
These are funny, I have several posts on my blog, with interviews and funny pics, I guarantee you'll laugh your bulls balls or truck nuts right off... well maybe
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