Today's theme is Think Fast - You're Applying for a Vanity Plate.
I think this might be a DMV snafu more than anything. I mean, this driver might have wanted the word NUMBER, but I can't figure out why. Maybe they're an anesthesiologist? Maybe to confuse the cops?
Officer: *krrrrt* Yeah I have a license plate NUMBER for you to run.
Dispatch: Please give me the license plate number…
Officer: Uh, NUMBER.
Dispatch: Yes, the number.
Officer: No! It's NUMBER.
Dispatch: Yes, sir, they usually are.
Or I could potentially see this as an “I can’t follow directions” kind of mistake. Vanity plate application reads:
What would you like the vanity plate to say (if you would like a number, please leave blank): I want NUMBER
(Plate sent in by platty)
That second one... maybe a dentist or a PCP? They get patients that need things a bir number before you can perform minor surgery on them? Although I do love that cop/dispatch convo.
ReplyDeleteThe top one - yeah, okay, I did get it on pretty much the first try, but still, I don't think those are consonants you want to play Russian Vowel Roulette with. Besides, I spent way too much time trying to make something "dirty" out of DCYD...
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI dont recommend anyone using the word "can't" without the "a". Ever.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that NUMBER is meant to be ironic and/or surrealistic.
ReplyDelete"Ce n'est-ce pas un plaque minéralogique."? *
(* Translated using babelfish. If I ever learned the French term for license plate, I don't remember it.)
NUMBER as a DMV snafu reminds me of the guy who got NO PLATE.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp
When I took the picture of the number plate, that cop/dispatch conversation you posted was the exact same scenario my husband and I imaged. Weird. Platerazzi must think alike.
ReplyDeleteEureka! I have found it! "CUNT DECAYED."
ReplyDeleteHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, that was rather unnecessary. But still funny. It just occurred to me as we were driving today. *snicker*