Sorry for my awkward and excessive self disclosure
Jessica V. sent us ITZ LONG (It's long). She writes:
My friends and I were walking in the parking lot when we saw this and I immediately knew I HAD to take a picture and send it in! I feel creeped out just by looking at it...
Oh my. Ouch. My SIL and I were in a parking lot one day and passed this skinny dude in really tight spandex pants with a very prominent and very long "member" visible under the fabric. We were just speechless with disbelief. I wonder now if it was a joke; back then it didn't occur to me that people might actually joke about such things in public. Hehe.
Jessica V. sent us ITZ LONG (It's long). She writes:
TMI indeed!
ReplyDeleteYes, TMI! I enjoy your post titles as much as the photos!
ReplyDeleteI've been collecting mine on one page. But should work on some clever comments, like yours!
Oh wow...that's really bad.
ReplyDeleteYour rapsheet?
ReplyDeleteYour unemployment?
Time living in your parent's basement?
Since the last time you got any?
C'mon...tell us whatz long.
Okay, I can understand if this was on a limo, but it's a Volkswagen, for goodness' sake! Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteOh MY! Make sure ya tucked before ya zip, bud!
ReplyDeleteOn a VW? Is there even ROOM?
ITZ could also be interpreted as "it-z" or "itsy."
ReplyDeleteA little long.
I.e. not really all that long.
OK, OK, it's not even average.
It's like that old joke, women can't park because men don't know how long seven inches really is.
Oh my. Ouch. My SIL and I were in a parking lot one day and passed this skinny dude in really tight spandex pants with a very prominent and very long "member" visible under the fabric. We were just speechless with disbelief. I wonder now if it was a joke; back then it didn't occur to me that people might actually joke about such things in public. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is his car....
Maybe it is long.. why dont one of you ladies find out,and report back to us
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