Jerod P. pointed me over to a wonderful site called "Bad Parking" and look what little gem I found (photo credit to Ryan). Let's zoom in, shall we?
That says COMPACT, as in "a small and economical car." I'm pretty sure this monstrosity is the exact opposite. Just look at the size of this thing compared to the car behind it.Dude, just because you have one, doesn't mean you need to act like one.
Perhaps it is more of an instruction for someone to put this thing in a car crusher...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's "Compact" as in a part of a make-up kit.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a garage queen to me, not something the owner actually takes out mudding, everything is way too shiny for that.
Or maybe it refers to what it does to the other cars it runs over!
ReplyDeleteSometimes we can't tell if a bad parking job is due to negligence, poor skills, or lack of awareness.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, it is clear that we are dealing with a grade-A ass hat.
Back when I had a (relatively) small, piece-of-crap car, I used to deliberately squeeze in next to obnoxious people who parked like this. My paint job was already crap, so they had more to lose than I did.
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