Friday, November 7, 2008

Get me to the nearest Hagen-Daz, STAT

What on this good earth makes this an attractive plate to get!? What is it? The migraine headaches? The cramps? The bloating? The unnatural craving to pour chocolate syrup in your orange juice? The urge cry during Kodak commercials (this one always gets me)? Sounds great. Sign me up.

Really, it's quite a clever plate. You instill fear in the hearts of all drivers you pass, and I know I would be scared to cut you off in traffic. Particularly, because I am fearful that you keep a supply of large rocks in your van, so you can hurl them at what you think are bad drivers. Thanks to dizzblnd for sending this one in (photographer unknown).
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16 comments:

  1. UnknownNovember 7, 2008 at 6:22 AM

    YAY! You are so good with words in describing these plates

    I love this blog

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  2. KatNovember 7, 2008 at 7:10 AM

    24-7....is that better the Annual from SNL?

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  3. BeckyNovember 7, 2008 at 7:16 AM

    Wow. I just watched the commercial. I totally cried. Wonder if that tag is already taken in SC???

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  4. FreedomFirstNovember 7, 2008 at 7:37 AM

    Actually, I think this plate is clever, because it combines enough letters and numbers that you might not catch right away that it's a vanity plate.

    But isn't it going to be obsolete in a few years?

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  5. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 8:19 AM

    My first thought was: that ought to qualify her for a special parking permit.
    Second thought: does her husbnad ever have to drive that car???
    Third thought: There's a Milwaukie in Oregon??? Okay, so it's spelled different, that makes it alright?

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  6. UnknownNovember 7, 2008 at 8:40 AM

    That's a great commercial. The Publix commercials also make me cry during Aunt Flo's visit

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  7. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 8:41 AM

    And in a few more years it'll be HTFLSHES..

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  8. KirstenNovember 7, 2008 at 9:13 AM

    I think it's a good way for all of us to keep away from this chick.
    Do you think her husband is embarrassed to borrow her car?

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  9. The Courteous ChihuahuaNovember 7, 2008 at 9:31 AM

    HA! HA!

    Now that I've discovered your blog, of course, I'm not seeing any good plates around here.

    However, this might be fun for you:
    http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=209

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  10. Word NinjaNovember 7, 2008 at 9:33 AM

    Drat! Now I won't be able to use that one! Nothing says "get the &#%! outta my way!" like 24/7 PMSing!

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  11. Word NinjaNovember 7, 2008 at 9:34 AM

    haha, bet the meter maid "ignores" this one when time runs out ;)....or maybe not, those people are hard core

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  12. writtenwyrddNovember 7, 2008 at 10:41 AM

    Non threatening, and yet... I would avoid ticking this gal off, too!

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  13. ETNovember 7, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Uh, I do not want to be that person's friend.

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  14. Laura @ The Things I Said I'd Never DoNovember 7, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    I am so glad I am not alone in crying at commercials.

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  15. AmandaNovember 7, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    I bet the cops are afraid to pull her over for speeding too. You could get away with quite a bit with this plate....

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  16. UnknownNovember 11, 2008 at 6:18 AM

    LMAO leslie... thanks for the idea!

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