Excuse my french

Jami (from Date Wrecks) sent us this Georgia peach, CHIKMAG (Chick Magnet). She writes:

He was at least sixty years old, bald, and about 4' tall. Bless his little heart! I'd like to say that MAYBE back in the day the Chrysler LeBaron was a chick magnet, but really... I don't even think it was back then.

It's like I've time traveled to the worst part of 1995.