Alison B. sent us this lovely plate from Arizona, 2OLDFTS (Two Old Farts?). And since I am all out of fart jokes I will be posting this information from the disturbingly detailed wikipedia entry for fart:-He who observed it served it.
-He who first detected it ejected it.
-He who said the rhyme did the crime.
-Whoever blamed it flamed it.
-Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
-Whoever rhymed it grimed it.
-Whoever denied it supplied it.
-He who smelt it dealt it.
-The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
Okay, I lied. I have one more joke: What is worse than two old farts? Two old farts that smell like a new one!
But seriously people, why call yourselves farts on a license plate?! Why?!
More fart themed plates for your enjoyment here: Fortunately... But Unfortunately..., Now Running on Natural Gas, and Silent, But Deadly.
Maybe it's Too Old For This Sh*t?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anonymous. That's what I saw too.
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad they didn't blame the dog - hmm, that would be
ReplyDelete2OLDDGDFRTS - well jeepers... maybe they were... and just couldn't get the DOG part in there.
Two old farts was funny, but too old for this sh*t is even more hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI read it as 'too old feets' which was sort of gross too and doesn't make as much sense. I think Anonymous' take was probably accurate. And if that's the case - LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteIf they are driving too slow and you go around them you can then say "open the window, I just passed two old farts". [GROAN]
ReplyDelete*shakes head, laffin*
ReplyDeleteKudos Anonymous!
I'm from Arizona originally and we always make fun of how the old people drive around there. So, maybe they were just helping us young folks know that we would want to scream if we got stuck behind them.
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I read "too old for this sh*t" too. And Sam, it's not just the old people in AZ - it's ALL of them. :)
ReplyDeleteHave you not seen Lethal Weapon?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Prime is completely correct!