Oh my Ga! Aren't these just a match made in heaven?
While one of our specimens chose to spell out glory correctly (thus, making it a more glorious plate), the other showed off their talent by spelling "GOD" properly. *Shakes fist into air: Damn that 8 character limit!
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Because Spouse 1 is such an endearing term, No? (Thanks for the plate, Joy O.)
Now, ahem, I have a very special announcement. Most of you don't know this but the Mr. and I are getting married today. I will no longer be Ms. HLP. Now you can call me Mrs. HLP! Although, I am going to be BRIDE 4E not BRIDE 1. I mean, you have to feel kind of sorry for poor BRIDE 2 and BRIDE 3. Thanks watercolor for sending this one in a while ago. Sorry, but I just had to save it for today.
Take off that car bra and let that grill breathe!
Priorities. Sigh.
Dude, I think I see something in your teeth... Is that BROCLE (broccoli)?
Oh no! The horror! It's an entire BAYLEAF lodged between your two front teeth! Eek.
You're going to need a whole lot of FLOSS to get that thing out. Good luck with that.
Alison says: My 15 year old daughter, Kaleigh, snapped this photo at a soccer game. I love that she has caught the rage…
LadyStyx sent us HOLLA1. Holla atcha girl! Which in "Ms. HLP speak" translates to: Could you please give me a call sometime?
Kolleen's friend Jennie snapped (har, har) this one.
Maybe you're a midwife or a doula? Or maybe you just really like giving BIRTH? And I feel all capital letters are necessary at this point because who really gives birth (in lower case)? They give BIRTH(OMGWTF!1!?!).
WOW MOM. Why do we like Mom so much? Because she taught us what palindromes were. You can also flip this one upside down. (Picture taken by Amanda T.) 
HPPYM♥M (Happy Mom). Thanks for letting us know. I'm sure DPRSDMOM feels really good about herself right now. (Jen H. sent this in with the comment: ahhhhh... sunshine and flowers and butterflies... or at least hearts. May I please stop puking rainbows now?)
UNZWAY (You in zee way?) Even if I am in the way, your "cute" accent doesn't change my mind about your plate– It's very annoying. (Picture submitted by Brinn M).
OUTDWAY (Outt'da Way!) comes to us from Mari. To the driver: There are much nicer ways to ask. How about, "Excuse me, Ma'am?"
A nice response to the two above plates is NVRMOVN, sent to us by AJ. Call me crazy, but isn't the point of having a car TO MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE?
WHY? That's exactly what I was thinking.
MC SQR-E (E=mc²). Triple nerd score.
My better judgement says I probably shouldn't post a plate this horrid, but then again, this website is all about horrible vanity plates, and it is hump day, so let's just get on with it...Oh but wait, it gets better. Is that a vanity plate for your vanity plate? *slams head upon desk* I give up. You win.
Ladystyx, who sent us this photo, thinks this might be the answer. And I mostly agree, but you would have to think that this driver had, ahem, other intentions for this plate. I mean, just look how that vanity plate's vanity plate is splatter painted. Esh.
ABNORML (abnormal). Uh, abnormal what? Abnormal lane shifts? Abnormal turn signal patterns? Thanks for the warning.
INSAYN (Insane). This just proves that is far too easy to get a driver's license these days, especially in Ohio. Apparently the DMV isn't too concerned that an admittedly insane person is declaring their mental state on their plate. I guess at least this way we can't say they didn't warn us.
Lauren writes: Angel eyes, was on a car that belonged to a teenager, that had an inappropriate amount of stick-on hibiscus flowers on the windows.
Ohh, I think this plate might mean I'm forgiven, not I'm for giving.
Jim in OHIO writes: "...My boyfriend Joey took this picture in the Chapel Hill Mall parking lot. A CCL obviously rocks out in this cat mobile on her drive to the mall to buy yarn to knit kitty cat sweaters."
How many cats do you need to be classified as a crazy cat lady? I think if you have 9, well, you are beyond help. (From Gina T)
LadyStyx saw CATZRLE (Cats Rule) and sent this to me last night. If you are getting this kind of phrase plastered on your car, you might be a crazy cat lady.
KTY GAL (Kitty Gal?) comes to us from Tracy. I know this might be "Kentucky Gal," but let's stick to the theme here. This driver loves the kittehs. They taste just like chicken.
Finally, I am submitting my own work. It's been a while, I know, but I lost my camera and had to find a replacement. Good thing I found one in time to capture KAT KR8Z. Not only are you crazy, but you misused your 8 there (Cat Craightzee?). INSANE.
