Thursday, January 8, 2009

My Other Vehicle Is A Faithful Steed

DRGN5LR = Dragon Slayer (that 5 is supposed to be an S)

I've got some questions for this driver. How does one become a dragon slayer in these modern times where the dragon is considered extinct (er... fictional)? Now that is a job that I think I would enjoy, assuming that I could work from home as an on-call slayer.

If anybody would like to go through the trouble of creating a hoax that leads people to believe that dragons are a significant danger it would be greatly appreciated. I am polishing up my dragon slaying resume right now and posting it on Monster (Get it? Monster? Hah-har?). Spread the word.

Thanks Squidrox. You rox.

25 comments:

ydontusteponit said...

lolz.

dork! heehee.

joan said...

Great submission, love your comments. I will definitely keep you in mind for all my dragon-slaying needs, as well as recommending you to all my friends.

Herbee said...

I keep hearing Elmer Fudd singing "I'm a Dwagon swayer..."

Your comments are too funny! Thx for using my plate find...HLP ROX!

:::makes devil horn sign and bangs head:::

Watercolor said...

Perhaps this person prosecutes rapists and murderers. Modern day dragons of sorts? lol. I have an active imagination and always try to imagine their lives....

Anonymous said...

I bet this guy is late for his LAN party.

Peachy said...

If that's off a truck, perhaps the bed it is the "Dragon's Lair" Well that was my first impression.

michael said...

In his defense, do you see any dragons in Ohio? No? Well then I'd say he's doing his job quite well. The same applies to my friend, whose shirt claims he was born to hunt dinosaur.

LadyStyx said...

Im with anonymous, Im betting this is another n3rd late for a LAN party.

FreedomFirst said...

Wow, you're good. I would never have figured that one out.

Katy said...

Thank GOD, I have been searching for a dragonslayer to get rid of the pesky things. They've nested in our chimney and are making a terrible mess!!! Good thing we're in Seattle and everything is soaking wet or the babies sneezing would have burned down the house by now.

Do you think this guy might consider traveling for a job?

Courtney said...

Sure, he can just hop on his Pegasus and be there in a jiff.

Deborah Godin said...

I'm like: Draggin' 5 layers of WHAT?!?!


quel idiot

HorribleLicensePlates said...

Ha! Deb, I didn't even see that!

Mandi said...

I think the guy from Cake Wreck's sunday sweets owns that car:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/sunday-sweets-fastastical-beasts.html

Leslie said...

Deborah I feel so much better knowing you saw Dragon 5 Layers (or dragging five layers). I was also wondering what they were layers of...my brain filled in cake. I guess I'm having a Homer Simpson moment.
"Five layered Dragon cake...mmmmm *drool*"

Amy Ruthanne said...

LOVE the site!

Amber said...

Where do people come up with ideas for plates??? And why???

Also, thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment!!!
This is a really fun site!! I am going to have to keep my eyes out now for some great plates!

Norse, Jesica, and Boden said...

Too funny! I almost shot water out my nose when I read the comment about the LAN Party. I bet they had a sword in the car.

ChicagoLady said...

Maybe this guy is a D&D fanatic?

Miss Kolleen said...

i thought it was DRAGONS LAIR-- thats a tattoo shop in Salem, NH, where my fiance works!

Heidi Renée said...

Saw this one the other day, but couldn't get a picture: a handicapped plate (with the little wheelchair symbol) and the letters SPDY.

You have to love that sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps a trip to urbandictionary could give this a whole new light.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

Oh my. I didn't even think of looking it up on UD. Glad I left that definition out. Eeeeek!

Anonymous said...

I got "Dr. Gensler" out of it, somehow.

Anonymous said...

I know this guy.... He is a Volunteer Firefighter and an EMT in Ohio. Fighting fire...Fighting the Dragon?? Get it?? By the way did you notice the red lightbar on top of the vehicle??