Monday, January 12, 2009

Not Responsible For Any Compressed, Bruised, Or Displaced Organs

Welcome to the first edition of Vanity Plate Matchmaker!

Bachelor #1 enjoys giving hugs, abbreviating words, merging at 38 MPH, and putting stupid messages on the back of his car.

Bachelor #2 loves using letters to represent affection and driving in the middle of two lanes completely sober.

Bachelor #3 enjoys long slow drives along the beach and ignoring the cars lined up behind him honking. He also frequently drives and texts, you know, so you never feel lonely.

Alright ladies, who do you choose?

All three of these plates came from different people, but they came skipping out of my inbox hand-in-hand. Get me out of this nightmare. Although, in some twisted way I want to see LVAHUG and GV HUGS touching bumpers affectionately.


LVAHUG snapped by FreedomFirst
GV HUGS via Chelsi C.
XOOX from platerazzo LadyStyx

13 comments:

Kat said...

Those are actually kinda sweet...IMOO

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of this perv I saw at a bar once with a free hugs shirt.

Uh, no way.

Charlotte said...

This site is too funny! Found you from failblog.

Mari said...

Don't touch me!

ydontusteponit said...

LVAHUG and GV HUGS is like a perfect match. How do you do it?

LadyStyx said...

Dont you just love the timing sometimes...when you get from several different people (who dont know one another)the same theme all at the same time?

HorribleLicensePlates said...

LadyStyx - Yeah the timing was priceless

Mari - Exactly.

FreedomFirst said...

Haha! That's a great combo there.

Deborah Godin said...

Any of these could easily go with the plate I saw yesterday (no camera, of course-duh!) that said SPLAT

kaseynicole said...

I don't think the middle plate had anything intentionally having to do with show affection. The plate has bowling pins and says BOWLER at the bottom of it. So to me XOOX represents what the screen shows when they're bowling.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

Thanks Kasey, but I already knew that. XOOX also means kiss, hug, hug, kiss.

SheBloggs said...

Oh that's funny! Affection on the back of a bumper!

I have to remember to snap one from here in KS, there's alot of vanity people here, and everytime I see one I think of this site!

Courtney said...

That's a bad bowler if they strike-split-split-strike. It's been a while but X is a strike, / is a spare - is open and O is split, right? When the first ball is circled? Anyway - crappy bowler, silly license plate - either way they're wasting money!