Monday, January 19, 2009

E = MC (Hammer)


Interpretation: HAMRTM = Hammer Time


Stop! Hammer time! My-my-my-my music hits me so hard, makes me say, oh my lord. Thank you for blessing me, with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet.

I am pretty sure Mr. Hammer doesn't live in Canada, but wouldn't that be great if this was his car? He would just idle at stop signs until the people behind him got out of their car to inquire what was wrong and he would point at the stop sign and shout, STOP! HAMMER TIME! And then cry into his poofy pants because the days of the typewriter dance are over?

I told you homeboy.

Thanks Jessica B!

8 comments:

Arlynn said...

This is a GREAT one, I love it. I'm just imagining all of the looks this car must get...

Hahahaha! Brilliant.

jeremyandgirls said...

HA! That's funny!!!!

Becky said...

Now that is funny!! Construction worker, perhaps??? LOL

Watercolor said...

too funny!!!

Courtney said...

See, I'm guessing it's a 1990 Corvette. He had money in the late 80s/early 90s but lost it all after investing in Hammer pants, Aqua Net, and mismatched earrings. Sadly, he has not been able to afford a new car or replacement plates since. If only he'd held out a couple years and invested in flannel.

dizzblnd said...

this guy is soooooo totally stuck in the 80's like OMG gag me with a spoon

SheBloggs said...

Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Stop! Hammer Time!

Great plate...I'm dancing over here.

ChicagoLady said...

Maybe he would get out of his car and dance for money, since Hammer went broke years ago. He probably never recouped all his millions that were wasted.