Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!

Patricia B. sent us this HOGASM. She writes:

When I saw this plate, it made me almost barfgasm. Also, depending on the spacing of the letters in your mind... I mean, dang, when did the Kentucky DOT hire someone from Virginia to check the license plates??

Oooh Virginia burn! And yes, I think this is the combination of "hog" and, well, you get the picture, don't you?

I call him my WASband

Kate sent us HZPNSHN. She writes: My first thought is.....nasty divorce!?!? Ha haaaaa!! Daaang!

That's right, it says "his pension." Which means this ex-wife bought a Chrysler minivan with her ex-husband's retirement fund and has decided to brag about it on her van.

Virginia, you make my head want to explode.

MooseNuggette sent in WASHIS (was his). This GoldWing motorcycle also has a vanity plate holder which reads: Her Diamond Wing. How romantic!

HOW COULD I MISS YOU?

PENNR was spotted by Crazy Cat Lady, Carm. I think this is our first motorcycle plate— Creepiness in 6 characters or less. Carm writes:

Penners is a name for ornamental game birds???
Or was he a jail bird? as in Penitentiary...
Or perhaps he does Calligraphy?

And we mustn't forget this man's highlighter yellow shirt: CAN YOU SEE ME NOW ASSHOLE? I mean, really? Must you assume everyone who drives a car is a blind jerkface? Not all of us drive obnoxious urban assault vehicles. I think that attitude makes you the asshole, sir.