Ah munna eat choo!

RAAWWR comes to us from Five Tomatoes.

I was kind of scared of this one at first but then I discovered that rawr means "I love you" in Dinosaur. I'm not even kidding. So fierce!



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Hide your children

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Many of you sent this to me, but I can't help but share it with those who have not seen it yet, RU 18 YET (Are you 18 yet?).

I swear, this whole state is filled with pervs. See: Would You Like a Popsicle?

We're not arrogant; We're just better than you

Football season is upon us, so we're going to celebrate with some fanatical vanity plates.

PLSWIN (please win) is a Green Bay Packers vanity plate and comes to us from fivetomatoes. At least they are asking nicely. It wouldn't surprise me to see a WINNOW out there somewhere though. Those Packer fans are scary.

R8DRH8R (Raider Hater) comes to us from PoetrySue. Hey, what is silver and black, silver and black, and silver and black? A drunken Raider fan rolling down the bleachers.

And finally, this Cleavland Browns plate is from Mark F.

FPITBG means exactly what you think it does: F*** Pittsburgh. Awesome job not catching that one, Ohio DMV.

Even more football plates for your enjoyment: I'll have one Roethlisberger With Ketchup and Cheese

I sneak up on people

I've had several requests to bash hybrid vanity plates. For those of you who have emailed me, consider this post your dream come true. You're welcome.


These first two plates come from Jen G. 7T MPG (Seven Tee Miles Per Gallon... Seventy Miles Per Gallon). The plate holder says I NEED MY SPACE. Yes, for all that smug you carry around.
IH8 GAS (I hate gas). Wait a second, haven't I seen this before? I have (see Silent But Deadly), except now you love zombies. Fantastic. You know you have a bad plate when two separate people send it to the same website. Also, here is a suggestion for the driver: Try Beano.58MPG is from Amanda J. She writes: I can understand the excitement of having to get gas about half as many times as normal, but exactly how excited do you have to be to do this?HYB1RD. Unfortunately, this looks like High Bird, no? LadyStyx, who sent in this picture, seems to agree. She writes: So, what, Big Bird got into Snuffy's main stash?

Congratulations to this driver for botching the word hybrid completely.

Giggity-giggty-goo

GIGGITY was sent in by Amanda L. For those of you who aren't Family Guy fans, this is the signature statement of the hypersexual character Glenn Quagmire when he refers to The Deed, usually stated with something like, "Soccer moms!? Alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY!" Here he is telling a scary story. Quagmire is obsessed with Lois, feet, and underage women.

I mean, who wouldn't want to associate themselves with Spooner Street's resident perv?

211 days until the end of the year

Jennifer D. writes to us:

This one made me think of those "Priceless" MasterCard commercials." Personalized License Plate: $250. Never forgetting your anniversary: Priceless."

Really awesome plate! Did you know that June 3rd is the 154th day of the year? How exciting!! It's also Confederate Memorial Day(?), the day Garret Hobart, 24th Vice President of the United States, was born, AND the day I fell asleep in the middle of writing this post...

...zzzzz...

Ahem, sorry about that. JUN 3RD is almost as creative as this gem sent in by Kristin:


LCN PL8 = License plate. Stunning work!

Creepiness Classics: Would You Like a Popsicle?

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Creepiness Classics: Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

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You don't have to floss all your teeth. Just the ones you want to keep.

Dude, I think I see something in your teeth... Is that BROCLE (broccoli)?

Oh no! The horror! It's an entire BAYLEAF lodged between your two front teeth! Eek.

You're going to need a whole lot of FLOSS to get that thing out. Good luck with that.

Thank you to the following people for submitting places that all seemed so bizarre at the time of submission but have found there home here in this post (Although they are still very strange on their own, no? Bay leaf? Floss? Broccoli? Really?):

-BROCLE is from LadyStyx

-BAYLEAF is from Squidrox
-FLOSS is from JCK

I’m for receiving

Ohh, I think this plate might mean I'm forgiven, not I'm for giving.

Well, the Lord may have forgiven your terrible driving, but I still have to put up with it. Just because you're forgiven doesn’t mean you can keep driving like squirrel on crystal meth.

For the new readers, this is our weekly Lovin' the Lord post where we all gather to ask: Does religion really belong on vanity plates? Enjoy.

This plate was caught by JCK. Thanks!

My Lovely Lady Lumps

It's been a while since our last Wisconsin plate.

Wisconsin comes back in all of it's cheesy glory though with this submission from Robin H, HUMPY 1. Does that mean you are covered in humps? Or maybe you like to, uh, hump? Like the hilarious Digital Underground? Well I would just have to reply with, the world does not need to know about your, um, thrusting. Speaking of which...!

Yeah, that says THRUST. Ewwww.

Thanks Kati!

Hey creepsters, What are you going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

Riding in this car may result in fresher breath

Get it? Black + Acura = BLACURA? I know, try not rolling your eyes for the rest of this post. I warn you: It's going to be hard. It's a SMART car! *Insert I've-gone-completely-mad cackle here* This driver took it one step further than they probably should have. (Is Inspector Morse really a hunk? You decide.)

RNG BUG? If you are still having trouble with this one, let me offer you some help. R=[ahr]. NG=[inj]. [ahr]+[inj] = ahrinj? (slow it down... spread it out...) Orange!! It's an orange bug. Whew. That one hurt a little.

It's light green! It's a Honda Element! It's an EleMINT. HAR HAR HAR.

Photo credits:

BLACURA: Amanda

SMRTONE: Brian P.

RNG BUG and ELYMNT: Sara S.

Not To Be Confused With A Tigon

Okay. I admit it. I actually think this plate is quite clever. Mostly because it instantly made me think of Napoleon Dynamite:

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

I wonder if this car was built for its skills in magic?

Thanks for the tots Jen H.!

Nothing a shot of vodka and a Xanax won't fix

Maybe you should hop on the HAPY BUS, IM SAD? I took this picture at the local Wal-Mart. There was a woman trying to pry a small screaming child out of his carseat from this vehicle. Plus, this wasn't a bus at all, it was a van. Nothing about this situation screamed happy.

Our good friends at Urban Dictionary define Happy Bus as:

People who are particularly drunk or wasted on drugs.
"Those people over there are definitely on the happy bus."

So that might explain things.

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

There seem to be a lot of moody women on the road. Sometimes I see plates like this and I just want to pull these people over and shake them. Is that so wrong? Does anyone else just want to shake drivers with vanity plates? Hhhhhh! It might be PMS ma'am, but it's a really stupid idea for a vanity plate. IT'S PMS = Hey everyone, I'm a perpetual crazy woman!

Simone, the wonderful reader who sent in this photo, found this license plate in the parking lot of a Kleenex factory. How appropriate.

Would You Like a Popsicle?

Interesting choice in plates, PERV. This is completely disturbing. You managed to do creepiness in 4 characters, which I believe is the all time record. I would give you a high five, but I am afraid you might try and cop a feel. It wouldn't surprise me if this guy has the words "free candy" spray painted on the side of his car. Who wants to take a ride? Ladies?

And for the obligatory You Tube video: Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy singing "I Know What Boys Like" and a lengthy Tribute. Enjoy, paperboy!

4th Time's a Charm

I was pretty sure most of the enthusiastic vanity plate religious types were into expensive SUVs, but here is hard proof that I am wrong. This Jaguar is sporting a plate that reads ILUVGOD. Credit for this photo goes to me. I felt like a member of the plate-arazzi trying to get this shot. We drove by this car 4 times. I am sure they weren't suspicious at all.

Would you like to be a member of the plate-arazzi? Send us your submissions for Loving the Lord Sunday and other vanity plates to horriblelicenseplates[at]gmail[dot]com

Thank ya.

Oh I Wish...

LTL LINK = Little Link

There is nothing like cruising down the highway next to a giant wiener. I found myself in that wonderful situation a couple weekends ago. Needless to say, it was very inspiring. So, I present to you the Ode to the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile! Yes, it's a giant hotdog on wheels. For those of you who are confused, here is a photo of the whole wienermobile:



So after a little research I found quite a few vanity plates on this thing. Also I discovered that if you love hot dogs enough you can take the Hotdogger Oath and get paid to drive one of these babies around. Let's all sing together:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I truly want to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.

Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd never want to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. There would soon be nothing left of me!

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A."

From wikipedia: A "Wienermobile" is an automobile shaped like a hot dog on a bun that is used to promote and advertise Oscar Mayer products. It was created in 1936 by Oscar's nephew, Carl G. Mayer, and variants are still used by Oscar Mayer today.

Also from wikipedia: Drivers of the Wienermobiles are known as Hotdoggers and often hand out toy whistles shaped as replicas of the Wienermobile, known as Wienerwhistles.

This thing is great. It has seating for six - in mustard and ketchup colored seats, a mustard-splattered walkway, and a removable bun roof!

Whew, I don't know about you, but I'm hungry. Who wants to bring me a hotdog?

(I will leave all the wiener and bun jokes to the commenters).

Lesson 1: Why You Should Never Shorten Words

This could mean one of two things:

ONE: Hot Ember

This is totally a reasonable explanation. I think this is a fire safety plate too, so that makes sense. Still, this is a pointless, mind-numbing addition to the pile of plates over here at VP:CI8COL.

TWO: Hot Member

Can you see why this was probably a bad choice? The Urban Dictionary defines a hot “member" as:

the male organ used for poping mamas, or women with great hotential, also refurred to as a bonosaursus (sic)

BWHAHAHAH! Do you have great hotential?

And Winter Hell

Nothing screams practical more than a convertible in the state of Wisconsin. The only thing that could make this picture better would be accumulating snow. You might be able to squeeze 8 weeks of FN out of this car, if you are lucky. Crank the heat man, I want to put the top down!

Also, a little advice to those who think that FN is a good way to imply the word "fun" on your vanity plate. Say it with me slowly now, "Efff... eehnn. Ehffff... eehhnnn." I think you get where I am going with this.

Photo credit goes to Mr. HLP.