I prefer shoes with lights and velcro straps.

Tom M. sent in VLCRO (Velcro). He writes:

I can understand the "Animal Lover" vanity plate, but pledging your undying devotion to hook & loop technology? WTF?

Jennifer D. can also contribute to this phenomenon of drivers' devotions to hooks and loops:


LadyStyx too:

Because how else am I going to fasten these shoes?!

Ran into my Ex. Put it in reverse and ran into him again.

Keith sent in CRZYWFE (Crazy Wife). He writes:

Interpretation wholly based on who is driving the car.

I agree. If there is a woman driving this car I'd say she's been tricked by a very sneaky, mean husband. If there was a dude driving this car, I'd say it's time to find a good lawyer. Either way, it doesn't end well. Fantastic find for the WTF category though!

I'm only speeding because I really have to poo.

Alison B. sent us POOLADY (Poo Lady). She writes:

Really... she didn't smell that bad...

Alison also sent another photo (not pictured) of the back of this car that helps us out with the real interpretation, which indicates this is a Pool Lady; as in, she plays pool. Pool Lady FAIL!

It's too bad, lady-- You're just one L away from not being the poop lady.

STFU you delicious pizza, you

Anonymous submitter writes:

I went to pick up my $10 Papa John's pizza yesterday and I found this monstrosity parked outside. Glad I opted to carryout. What kind of turd drives a car with SHUT UP plates?

A stinky, stinky one that doesn't want tips. Thanks for sending in the plate!

Only you can prevent forest fires (caused by the devil)

666 comes to us from Jeff P. As in, 666 -- the number of the beast. I think what humors me the most about this photo is this driver's choice of plates to put this number on, particularly, a Smokey the Bear plate. So, in summary:

If you could, try and prevent forest fires, but please, worship the devil as you do so.

For some crude, adult language and a drug reference

Keith S. sent us R8ED PG (Rated PG). I assume this refers to the motion picture rating, PG. From wikipedia:

Parental Guidance Suggested - Some material may not be suitable for children under 10. These films may contain some mild language, brief smoking, crude/suggestive humor, scary moments and/or violence. No drug content is present. There are a few exceptions to this rule. A few racial insults may also be heard.

No getting to third base in that car, eh?

It's so delicious

Today's plate MMREHAB comes to us from Chiari L. I'm sure this is some employee from a place called MM Rehab, but doesn't it look like they are salivating over rehabilitation? Chiari seems to agree:

I have no clue... mmm rehab? M&Ms rehab? Mickey Mouse rehab?

M&Ms rehab!? I, um, don't need that. I can quit at any time. I swear.

DRIVER READS BRAILLE

Tina M. sent this one to us: CANT C (Can't see). Let's see here... You kind of need to be able to see to drive, right? Tina writes:

Spotted this one while out and about today: CANT C. And they let this person drive?

Well, it is Virginia. Maybe they've relaxed the sight test requirement before licensing?

Who wants a slice?

*eye twitch* It hurts. It really does.

(The Pie Plate was snapped by Leora H.)

Also, for your enjoyment I've linked to another "pi" plate here: I Wish I Was Your Derivative, Because Then I Would Be Tangent to Your Curves

All up in yo grill

Yeah, nothing gets me more jazzed than my Crest Glide Comfort Plus. DON'T EVER FORGET IT.

Really people??

(N2FLOSS [Into Floss] comes to us from Heidi [Thanks!])

I know, right!?

SRSLY is internet slang for "seriously."

SERIOUSLY?!
Reminds me of our friend, the O RLY owl.

Thanks for the plate Heather A.

Because I am more important than you

Kolleen sent us this PT Cruiser's plate, KTHXBA1 (KTHXBYE). Which translates from internet-speak to "Okay, thank you, bye." It's sort of the equivalent of STFU when you are trying to make a quick exit. Nice, eh?

Like a Sun God, but for Butts.

Jeff W. sent in this week's Lovin' the Lord plate (snapped by a friend of his). I don't know what this is supposed to mean... But God? But God won? There was one interpretation I kept coming back to though:

BUTT GOD

Ha! Oh Lord of all butts! Deliver us from constipation!

It happens.

Laura P. captured this HLP gem, SHT. That's right. Go ahead and put your imaginary "I" in there. She writes:

"SHT"? And how did this get through screening?

I don't know. I imagine that the response of most drivers when they see this is something like: You have got to be shtting me!

I'm going to go with the hot dogs.

Kevin B. snapped this photo of WIEN-A. He writes:

The guy who pays 75 bucks a year for this must REALLY like hot dogs, complains A LOT, or is just a d*ck.

Identity Crisis II

Our good friend Joe F. sent in NY PLATE (New York Plate?). He writes:

I think someone's confused.

Someone is definitely confused. That clearly looks like a Virginia plate to me...

Unsurprisingly, this isn't our first Virginia identity crisis.

Pretty sweet exhaust pipe visors, too.

I believe the only appropriate response to this would be:

*facepalm*

It's funny, too, because we only have one other vanity plate from South Dakota on the site and it's about guns. And I thought Virginia was scary. WTF S.D.?

I know there are probably a few of you scratching your heads with your faces all tilted up to the side, so here it is: It says MUFF DIVER. I suggest you *DO NOT* google this if you are one of the confused and just move right along...

(Photo credit to Andy)

I have gooder grammar and spellings skill than you.

Sarah K. sent us CUTHEIR (See you there?).

She writes: My husband took this photo after I pointed out that some people still haven't grasped the three forms of "there, their, they're" I'm pretty sure I learned this in 3rd grade...

I guess they could also cut "heir." Ugh.

Seriously? Where did you get your education? It's EDUCATION. You're going to look really stupid if you spell it any other way (Plate is from LadyStyx).

See also: Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.

How can I drive when you're in my way?

Crazy Cat Lady Carm sent us this gem the other day. She writes: My son Eric just sent this one... I think this is the best one yet!

For those of you who need the definition, this says OMFGMOVE with translates to, "Oh My F*ing God, Move." You know what I also love about this photo? That Eric seems to be right on this guy's bumper enabling him to get this awesome photo. That way, we have a nice view of this driver's patriotic flag license plate holder. God Bless America.

No soup for you!

Patricia caught this plate, ADOLPH2, in Kentucky. I mean, does this really mean what I think it does? Adolf Hitler? You have got to be kidding! And did you need to add that 2 because ADOLPH and ADOLPH1 were already taken? Are you serious? Maybe this kid is all grown up? Redonkulous, I tell you.

It's official. I H8 your PL8.