Bee Yourself

LadyStyx sent in MIBGNU. She helps us out with this interpretation: Am I Buggin' You? On a yellow VW Beetle.

The answer is an unequivocal YES.

YOLK is from MooseNuggette. She writes: I thought this one was funny. Hope you like it…or hate it a lot!

I guess I would have to say I love to hate this one.

Taylor D. sent us BUZZZZY. Are 4 Zs really necessssary?

I prefer shoes with lights and velcro straps.

Tom M. sent in VLCRO (Velcro). He writes:

I can understand the "Animal Lover" vanity plate, but pledging your undying devotion to hook & loop technology? WTF?

Jennifer D. can also contribute to this phenomenon of drivers' devotions to hooks and loops:


LadyStyx too:

Because how else am I going to fasten these shoes?!

Well, Virginia is for lovers.

Had to share GLRY HOL (Glory Hole) with you from the FailBlog. I am guessing that this person doesn't know what that is slang for, do they? Or hell, they probably do.... This is Virginia we are talking about! Huzzah!!

You probably think this license plate is about you, don't you?

MS VAIN is from Andrew M.

Vain meaning: conceited: characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance; "a conceited fool."

And now we know why she isn't a MRS.

Honest Compensation Win

This one comes to us from the FailBlog and I just had to share. This Corvette's vanity plate reads: 3 INCHES.

At least he's being honest. Either that, or he has a really funny wife.

Throw it in reverse

Lindsey sent in YX3Z Y3H. She writes: Another "winner" in the rearview mirror.

Let's throw this into our magical rear-view mirror machine, shall we?
Now it reads: HEY SEXY.

Sir, I assure you, this is not how you pick up woman. I really need to write that book... Chapter One: How Not to Attract a Mate.

I see you are playing stupid. It looks like you are winning.

Jerod P. pointed me over to a wonderful site called "Bad Parking" and look what little gem I found (photo credit to Ryan). Let's zoom in, shall we?

That says COMPACT, as in "a small and economical car." I'm pretty sure this monstrosity is the exact opposite. Just look at the size of this thing compared to the car behind it.

Dude, just because you have one, doesn't mean you need to act like one.

Specialist in Urinanalysis

John K. snapped PICUP MN. At first glance I see "Pickup Man," either referring to this man's love of trucks or the "art" of picking up women. Upon further staring, however, I see "Pick up men," which, you see, is probably the exact opposite of what this guy is trying to convey. Or how about:

Pee! I see you pee, man!

We're going streaking!

FLASHER is from John K. According to wikipedia, a "flasher" is: A person who displays his or her body in a form of indecent exposure (flashing genitals, breasts, buttocks, etc.) Although I guess they could also just be really into turn signals.

Uh, sir, your epidermis is showing.

Most Creative Vanity Plate Award 2010

You know I usually give my most creative awards to Jeeps, but this driver has made the cut this year: CAR. Plate was snapped by John K.

Also, this just in:
VEHICLE is from Grace M. She wrote exactly what I was thinking: No, no really?

But wait! There's even more.

Winnie the Poop

ILKPOOH is from John K. I understand that that this driver might be a fan of Winnie the Pooh, but just say this plate out loud to yourself. Yeah, they like poo. Or better yet, they lick poo. And if they don't lick poo? Well that still leaves the possibility of this driver licking a children's story character.

Oh but wait! There's more!
POOHNUT comes to us from Amanda. I'm am just NUTS about feces! Or maybe this is just a descriptive term for already digested nuts?

The possibilities are endless.

Is that some sort of handshake?

Jasmine sent in today's plate: KAMLTOW. She writes: All the VA plates are starting to embarrass me. I saw this in front of an art gallery by the ODU campus. Very classy? I think so.

I asked an older co-worker what she thought this meant and her response was this: Camel Toe? Is that some sort of handshake?

No. Actually, Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the female [hay-nanny-nanny] seen through tight clothes. Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be called moose knuckle.

Moose knuckle?! Ha! You learn something new everyday. Thanks, Wikipedia!

Favorite #4: What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaay!

See the original post and comments here!

Favorite #2: That's a funny spelling of Virginia!

This is a favorite because of what happened in the comments. Take a look.

I'm going to hurt that little punk who told me this Astro van was gangsta

Lindsey sent in RIPOFF. Rip off refers to, "when one is at the worse end of the deal." Lindsey writes:

I'm not sure if the owner is referring to the actual plate or the old van it sits on.

Um, I'm pretty sure it's both.

Practice what you preach.

Ruth sent in BUY FORD. This one really speaks for itself, no?

I love you Virginia.

I just puked a little.

From the FAIL Blog. Happy Saturday everyone!

Virginia IS for lovers [and vanity plates]

LadyStyx sent in MKGLOL. So at first I thought, "How cute; They make people LOL (Laugh Out Loud)," but the real interpretation of this plate soon became clear: Making Lots of Love.

Eww. Keep your love making to yourselves please. Otherwise, I'm going to crash this car from the aneurysm I just had.

Everyday is a fashion show.

Aurora M. sent us DIVAJAG. She writes:

This was in the parking lot of an Econo Lodge in Orlando, Florida... The rooms go for like 30 bucks a night.... How DIVA CAN YOU BE FOR 30 BUCKS A NIGHT?

Also, Ms. DIVA, looks like your right eye has a bit of a cataract.

We don't need a boyfriend, do we Fluffy?

LadyStyx sent in MENBOO. I have no clue what this is supposed to mean, but I have some ideas. Number one: This driver hates men. MEN BOO! Booooo! Hissss!

Number two: This driver wants to scare men: MEN! BOO!

Number three: They don't know how to use spaces: Me n' Boo. Boo, according to the urban dictionary, is also another term for "boyfriend or girlfriend."

Well, at least one thing is for sure, they are animal friendly (still trying to decide about men, however).