Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite

Lauren sent us this submission for Lovin' the Lord Sunday, JCLUVZU (J.C. Loves You, which I assume means Jesus Loves You).

Okay, sure, great message, but how on earth is anyone who doesn't know that Jesus loves them to know what you are talking about? Especially with your usage of Z and U... and JC... and LUV... and OMG EVERYTHING. Ugh.

God's Gift To Vanity Plates

I am extending the Lovin' the Lord feature into Monday here, but I think I might put these more into a category titled "Lovin' myself." Lovin' myself Monday.

Well, I can tell you now this plate came straight FROM HVN, I mean, Illinois. Michelle B. snapped this one. It's amazing to me that people are this full of themselves. Lauren writes: Angel eyes, was on a car that belonged to a teenager, that had an inappropriate amount of stick-on hibiscus flowers on the windows.

Well good thing you have angel eyes and hibiscus flowers. I almost want to be friends with you now.

Argh! The plate rage burns!!

I Have An Over-active Awesome Gland

IV ARIVD (I've arrived). This is just a little on the conceited side...dontcha think!? I would have to agree with you Kate. Despite what this driver may think, the world does not, in fact, revolve around her.
Oooh I'm scared! (Picture credit goes to Heidi)
Lexi sent us THA MAN (The man). Her email got straight to the point: People suck.
This last plate, 2SPCY4U (Too spicy for you), comes to us from Jerod: How does that person know they are too spicy for me? While I don't eat whole habaneroes I do chop them up for my homemade salsa. I've also made my own kim chee. I've found that if I'm more than 25 miles from an ocean I need to order food extra spicy when given the choice. This is Missoula, not Mexico.

Don't act like you aren't impressed.

ROTFLMAO

Lauren from Montana writes: This car was always parked in front of my apartment complex, and I had to take a double take the first time I saw it. OMG LOL? Really? Come on. After I discovered your blog, my mission was clear, you needed to see this plate! Enjoy!

My mission is clear Lauren: Share this plate to the world! Like, OMG LOL!AWWW yeah. A little hard to read, but AWWW WTF comes to us from the DramaMama. Virginia, you get away with just about anything.
Another blurry photo, I apologize. BRB LOL was sent in by Smoochiefrog. I was all like, IDK my BFF Jill.

TTFN.

Now Running on Natural Gas

Wanted: One sidekick. No olfactory bulbs... preferable.

Montana, Montana, Montana. Look what you bring me! The FARTMAN! Does it get much better than this?

This photo exploded into my inbox courtesy of someone named Chrome Toaster. The email goes a little like this:

although the "on the fly" picture on the camera phone doesn't capture the "MONTANA" on the plate, Fartman's chevy pickup was parked outside of the local gas station/convenience store/casino on Labor Day.

My research confirms my suspicion that Howard Stern did, in fact, do a character called Fartman back in the day. According to wikipedia, "Fartman generally attacks evil using his super powered flatulence." So for the 10 year-old boy in everyone of us, I give this the stamp of approval.