Showing posts with label Nebraska. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nebraska. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Forget fruits and veggies. Eat your vanity plates.

Continuing with our Thanksgiving theme of "food," I have a couple more vanity plate selections for you served hot and fresh from our archives. They are just steaming with plate rage. MmmmMmm!

Kelly T. is submitting her husband's plate, BANANAZ. All I have to say is, "That vanity plate is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
CHERRY is from MooseNuggette. Really? I wonder if this driver knows what that is slang for?
Our last plate is from Sam. She managed to stealthily catch ONION 4. Fresh, frozen, canned, caramelized, pickled, powdered, chopped, and dehydrated... How does one's obsession with a vegetable get this far?!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Shut Your Sass Hole

I just want to start this post by saying they call them vanity plates for a reason."Starring Me" comes from Melani X. She writes: This is one of those annoying plates that makes me want to walk by and "accidentally" key their car...

2 SASS C (Too Sassy) comes from April: I give this one two snaps in a Z-formation! Ahahahaha!

Finally, we have SPLDBRT (Spoiled Brat) which came to us from Dan W. This is actually his wife's plate. Way to throw her under the bus. We love ya!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Number One Stunna

Interpretation: PB4WEGO = Pee Before We Go

Nebraska! You finally make your debut (and what a debut that is, I might add). Do your children have bladder control issues? Maybe you have a case of T.W.B.S. (Teeny Weeny Bladder Syndrome) and need a little reminder. Whatever your issue is I just have to say: I'm sorry. I just don't want to have a visual of your van's wizz quandary while passing you on the freeway. It just gives me the willies. You'll be forever known to us as the piss van. I'm sure you are tinkling with pride.

Congratulations piss van! You did creepiness in 7 characters or less.

I am guessing they are trying to prevent this from happening. Thanks goes to Anna K. for sending this photo in. Wee love ya!