Thursday, January 22, 2009

Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

So your name is Judy, and you are a judge. Why would you ever want to associate yourself with this woman?
I don't know. Maybe your name isn't Judy? Maybe you just love who the Urban Dictionary defines as Satan's annoying little sister? I must admit though, I did get quite a laugh from these Judyisms:

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs.

...Sir, the *table* didn't have three beers and then get up and move!


...Of course I'm right; I'm always right. I'm like a truth machine

Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

Beauty fades but dumb is forever.


I wonder what she would think of I♥YRMOM?

Thanks for the plate Kolleen!

15 comments:

h3llc4t said...

Why would you ever want to associate yourself with this woman?
Because she's awesome. Seriously, watching a fully formed JJ smackdown is one of the most beautiful things television has to offer.

ydontusteponit said...

Judge Judy is so annoying. Period.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I love JJ!

Anonymous said...

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

I still love you all, even if you do love JJ. ;-P

Penny said...

What's really funny is the slogan on New Hampshire's plate and what it really says: Live Free or Die Judge Judy. That seems like a threat.

jeremyandgirls said...

Haha!! That's funny! I do have to admit - I can't stand to watch that woman. However, that being said - I believe that those idiots who agree to go on Judge Judy deserve every insult that is hurled at them.

FreedomFirst said...

I love Judge Judy. Except I feel like she's too hard on single mothers. But in every other way, she rocks. She always says exactly what I want to say, but can't think of the words.

Sasha said...

I think this post is hilarious!!! I love JJ, and I think all those idiots deserve everything they get from her!

I really enjoy your posts, and some are just priceless.

Heidi Renée said...

Kolleen is kicking my butt finding New Hampshire plates. I have to get out more!

Donna said...

I adore watching Judge Judy...the best one I think though was when she had an ebay scammer on her show and handed her her butt on a platter.

Miss Kolleen said...

im so excited you posted yet another one from me this week!

Megan said...

Judge Judy's got nothin on Judge Milian!

ChicagoLady said...

Judge Milian is the best! I never liked People's Court until she got on the bench.

Hungarican Chick said...

I love Judge Judy. That woman can spot BS from a mile away.