Friday, January 23, 2009

That'll Buff Out

This plate comes to us courtesy of April in Texas. I have to agree with her that this plate probably isn't referring to the driver's love for a certain type of dance:

Can you imagine seeing this coming up in your rear view mirror? I visualize the conversation going a little something like this:

driver: Wow - that car sure is coming up fast behind us. I hope they noticed I'm stopped at the red light. I'd hate for him to plow into my new car.

passenger: (turning to look out the back window) Ya- they are getting pretty clo - oh!!!!

*CRASH*

LUVTAP: [Exits car to examine damage] Dude, I barely hit your car. It was a love tap, if anything. I am a very affectionate driver as you can see by my vanity plate. I often give other cars a little love tap. It’s actually a complement. It’s like my way of saying, "Your car has a nice bumper."

10 comments:

ydontusteponit said...

If someone rear-ended me I would punch them in the face. I mean, give them a love tap on the face.

FreedomFirst said...

Oh man, that is hilarious.

TwistedSerenity said...

*lol*
Great blog idea!!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

that means the same as asking "Do u have auto insurance?"

SheBloggs said...

HAHA! Thats funny..where do people think of these things? LOVETAP?

No thanks.

Jen Shizuka said...

And I read this as "love to pee"... EEK!

HorribleLicensePlates said...

love to pee

How did I miss that? That's hilarious.

random acts of life said...

holy cow if i only knew haa!

Deborah Godin said...

LUVTAP? Kinda makes ya wanna to BTCHSLP somebody, doens't it...

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

Great blog!

Quick question - are you all in Milwaukee??? That's where I spent the first 27 years of my life!