Saturday, December 13, 2008

BIGTOYZ for insecure BOYZ

Ah, yes. Another man trying to prove that his stuff is better than your stuff.

My sweet Google search led me to this yahoo answers question: At what age do guys finally grow up...? Answerer #5's response: Oh sweetie, they never grow up! The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys. This might certainly apply.

Thanks to Miss Kolleen for the submission!

14 comments:

Anna said...

I love how answer #7 feels like they have it narrowed down: I would say around 26-30 years old

yeah right.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

I know, I thought that answer was funny too. Actually, they were all pretty funny.

Lisa said...

Hey thanks for stopping by my blog. I absolutely love your blog. This is hilarious. During the last several years leading to my parents retirement, at which time they planned to move to Tennessee, they had plates that said things like TNBOUND and 10ACBND. My brother also had a complex and drove a Mustang Cobra, I think he had something to prove. His plate was KINGCBRA. He thought he was cool. LOL

dizzblnd said...

Yup.. they are always trying to compensate

Deborah Godin said...

Is that a trailer hitch or are you just happy to see me...

Miss Kolleen said...

yay!

oh that reminds me, i have more for you.

LadyStyx said...

Good heavens...LOL. WIll be sending in my weekly batch sometime later today...There were several that I just couldnt get the camera ready for fast enough. There's one in the bunch that more than likely cant be used (too blurry) unless someone over there can sharpen it more...it was funny none the less...

Kelly said...

Just found your site through CakeWrecks! LOVE IT!

One odd favorite I've seen was

SMPLMDS

Which I've tried to decide was

Simple Minds
Simple MDs
Sample MDs
Small Palm DS

or something completely different.

It's the "let's take all the vowels out and have a cool license plate" idea. I learn towards Simple Minds but I'm a product of 80's music.

FreedomFirst said...

As the only female in a household of 8, I have to agree completely.

Hossrex said...

At least men don't spend their lives playing dolly dress up. ;)

(I mean this in a good natured "ribbing" sort of way)

Mari said...

Underneath BIGTOYZ it should read small penis.

Kore said...

Hi! I just found your site, and I love it, love it, love it. I wish that I had pictures of the vanity plate I encountered recently that was truly awful. It was M34U2NV (M3 for you to envy). If I see it around again, I will definitely snap a picture for you all to envy!

sitboaf said...

There's a consignment shop in Nashua, NH called Big Toy. Maybe he works there.

bungalow_bliss said...

I'm willing to bet that there's a pair of those horrendous 'sacs' hanging from the bumper just below this plate. Just a hunch...