Friday, December 12, 2008

I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Here is a perfect example of why the plate rage fire just BURNS inside of me. Jamie P. thought this photo would be the perfect addition to the Horrible License Plates collection, and we certainly agree.

I can only imagine what this driver looks like. For some reason that scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me keeps running through my head. The one where Fat Bastard is rubbing his moobs saying, "I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."

I did find this really funny article (copied below) on McSweeney's the other day. I think it goes perfect with today's post. WAY SEXY, this one's for you.

Modesty Plates
BY LUCAS KLAUSS

NOT2GR8
MEDIOCR
103IQ
LILFAT
DECENT
SHRUG
2NDRATE
TOLRABL
OKCOOK
VANILLA
UR2KIND
REALLY?
OSTOPIT
MIDLING
OKDOCTR
AVGBUTT
EH

9 comments:

Jenny said...

Ha! I love AVGBUTT. Great stuff!

dizzblnd said...

how bout way2sexyostpit

Leslie said...

I chased a guy for five minutes yesterday trying to get a picture of his plate and if I hadn't had to pick my kids up I probably would have just stalked him.
Anyway the plate said "I RUB U". My first thought was "Oh he must be a massage therapist." But looking at the guy he looked more like a Hell's Angel. Then I thought, "Maybe he's a Jetson's fan? I rub rou Rourge!"
Then the creepiness factor kicked in and I felt even more compelled to get that picture.
Alas...I've failed miserably at contributing to this blog.

Deborah Godin said...

That plate is okay, but who can be 'ready' all the time. The day will come when she gets that sick kid emergency call from the school, and has to rush out with blue (ash blonde) Clairol paste all over her head, no eyebrows, wearing an old shmatte with her daughter's Hannah Montana flip-flops. And gets nabbed for speeding by a really sizzlin' patrolman.

Mari said...

No Way!

bobbie said...

Hi. Deborah sent me. And I'm GLAD!
Love this license plate thing. I'll have to go looking for some now. If I find one that says "Way*Sexy" I may not be back.

Mom In Scrubs said...

Now I want to get one that says:

MEH

or

SNERK

My husband's toy (the Jeep) says ALWYZL8 and he is.

Hossrex said...

I love: 103IQ

I don't know why.

It isn't even my IQ, but I want it!

Tink said...

LILFAT. LOL! Can you imagine applying for that?

WV: nobart. Apparently not a Simpsons fan.