My Hybrid can beat up your SUV

Happy Earth Day! What better way to save the earth than brag about it on our cars! Our first, however, does just the opposite: GAZGZLR (Gas Guzzler). Betsy T. writes: So basically, this jerk in a Chevy behemoth cut me off and I found myself rather annoyed. Then I noticed the license plate. Assbag is honest about his fuel consumption at any rate, but what takes the cake was the flag 'freedom' license plate choice. This is why the entire solar system hates America.
Helen C. sent in SAVERTH (Save Earth). So I'm guessing the driver of this vehicle bought an SUV, and then decided to go with an environment plate and message, you know, to cancel out all that bad karma.

Heidi R. sent in EPA OK. The EPA isn't FANTASTIC or GREAT or even GOOD. They are just okay... And I got this vanity plate to prove it.

You had me at "bacon"

Brian P. sent in SOME PIG. He writes: It's a Pig Mobile, of course. Fremont Sunday market, Seattle, WA.

Do you think the horn honks OINK OINK!? Wouldn't that be totally sweet?

Honestly, if you are driving a giant porcine vehicle, then maybe it isn't so crazy to own a vanity plate. I can only hope they were serving some sort of bacon product from the back, or at least something with this sprinkled on it: Bacon Salt.

To Rule Them All

Ah yes, the only reason I plan to have children -- I might need one of their kidneys some day. 1KIDNEY was snapped by Natalie B. who writes: A bit more information than I care to know about my fellow drivers...

Reminds me of Charlie the unicorn's trip around Candy Mountain.

All kidding aside, I just want to say that I think it's awesome these people have decided to put their organs on their license plates. To those who haven't been in a situation where a fresh organ is needed to save a life I know it might come across as a bit icky, but I think I kind of like it. LadyStyx captured NWLIVR (New Liver). I wonder if they know the Liver Giver?

For more information about organ donation please visit Donate Life America at http://www.donatelife.net/

Previous plates for a cause: We "support" your boobies.

Miss B. Haven, please meet Ann Thrax and her husband, Cy N. Ide

Here are a few selections from the archive of women who should have thought twice before they selected their vanity plate. Eesh. Here we go...

Our first is from Amanda T., MZBEHVN (Misbehavin' or Miss B. Haven). She writes:

I caught this one at a gas station in Washington state. I think it was the gas station attendant's car, so I had to be sneaky so she wouldn't see me. I thought it was a pretty awesome plate on its own, then realized that it's made even MORE awesome since the tags are from 5/2001. So she really is living up to her name!

Meg G. sent in MZPUR T. Nothing bothers me more than the pronunciation of the word "pretty" as "purdy." Meg writes: But "MZPUR T" (Ms. Purty) could have a much more amusing plate if it was "MZTUR T" (Mr. T).

Somehow I doubt this person is cool enough to know who Mr. T. is. I pity this fool.
Kate writes: I've been stalking this plate for awhile...I was waiting for a good shot! Its a doozie!

H1M8NS = High Maintenance.

Go ahead, let the eye rolling commence.

EEEK

While browsing the archives today I stumbled upon an issue that drives me insane: the overuse of Es. And because there was such an eeenormous number of theeese plates, I decided that I am going to post them all, rapid fire. WELCOME TO VANITEEE PLATE HEEELLLLLL. Not only are there 3 Es there are 2 As. Hhhhhh.

Just to be sure, use more Es.

FOUR Es!!

Maybe you should get more SLEEEEP!

Well, I'm off to go claw my eyes out...

Photo cred:

Jennifer D. - ASHLEEEE

Larisa S. - SEEYAA

Kolleen - COFFEEE

Hossrex - 4SUREEE

Karl M. - SLEEEP

LadyStyx - SWEEED and FRREEEK

Today's Secret Word Is "Creepy"

Peewee - Something of small stature or size.

I'm guessing this person chose this plate since they drive a smart car. Unfortunately, the term also refers to the guy who had a children's show back in the late 80s who got caught having too much fun in a theater. This plate would be slighly less disturbing if the driver blasted the song "Tequila" from it's speakers at all times.

Creepy.

AHHHHAHHHHHHHH!!!

(Photo credit to Brian P.)

Riding in this car may result in fresher breath

Get it? Black + Acura = BLACURA? I know, try not rolling your eyes for the rest of this post. I warn you: It's going to be hard. It's a SMART car! *Insert I've-gone-completely-mad cackle here* This driver took it one step further than they probably should have. (Is Inspector Morse really a hunk? You decide.)

RNG BUG? If you are still having trouble with this one, let me offer you some help. R=[ahr]. NG=[inj]. [ahr]+[inj] = ahrinj? (slow it down... spread it out...) Orange!! It's an orange bug. Whew. That one hurt a little.

It's light green! It's a Honda Element! It's an EleMINT. HAR HAR HAR.

Photo credits:

BLACURA: Amanda

SMRTONE: Brian P.

RNG BUG and ELYMNT: Sara S.

The Lord's Pirate

Chelsi C. sent us this submission for Lovin' the Lord Sunday. How does a pirate communicate with God? PRAY ARRRRR.

After you are done with your PRAY R for the day, why don't you check out our Facebook, Twitter, or MySpace pages? I am going to try and add "platerazzi" to the Urban Dictionary now.

UPDATE: We're official!