I'm going to go with the hot dogs.

Kevin B. snapped this photo of WIEN-A. He writes:

The guy who pays 75 bucks a year for this must REALLY like hot dogs, complains A LOT, or is just a d*ck.

FJ Loser

We've bashed Jeeps, Mini Coopers, PT Cruisers, Smart cars, Mustangs, and a whole bunch of others, but today it's the FJ Cruiser's turn.
These first two plates are from Brianne O. The first is FJ QTR. Is that "QTR" supposed to translate somehow to "Cruiser?" Or "cutter?" Or is is FJ Cuter? [barf]

BZ BEE (Busy bee). How creative. Your SUV is yellow and black. Bzzzzzz. Zzzzz. Zzzzz.

Our final FJ plate is from Samantha H., KRUZAH. Saying "cruiser" that way makes me feel like punching the air out of someone. *Ninja chop!* KRUZ-AH!

A Thick One

I can't think of anything that is more pleasant than imagining your vehicle filled with skulls, the bony skeleton of the head. Maybe you are a big fan of the movie? Maybe you are a collector of skulls (*shudder)? Maybe you like digging through owl poop? Maybe you hurl them from the driver's side window when anyone cuts you off? Whatever it is, I'm scared.

Plate was captured by Kolleen.

Eminem goes to Cape Cod

SHADY comes to us from Five Tomatoes.

Yes, there is nothing like promoting the fact that you are, indeed, creepy. Shady, according to the dictionary, means of dubious character; rather disreputable. I just hope this driver isn't a school bus driver. I am also enjoying the Massachusetts plate slogan, The Spirit of America, because nothing says America more to me than shady creepers with vanity plates.

Come To The Dork Side: We Have Pi

I don't usually like to do re-posts, but the last photo in this article is great (click on the photo for the full effect). The original article can be seen here. (Although, we've been eating Pi here for quite some time).

The Pi-Mobile Races at Imaginary Number Speeds

Some people drive a 1.2. Others a 2.2. Few drive a 3.14159. But whatever you drive, beware of the logarithms and remember to throw away your 420 in case you see a 5-0. 10-4?

That image was posted by Reddit user Alexem, who captured his 2001 Volkswagen Jetta going past the 314,159 kilometers mark. Here's another—less subtle—pi-mobile: The Mazda Pi. [Reddit via BBG]

What a πmp. Get it? PImp! Ar har har har.

(√-1) (2*4) ∑ π Okay, I need to stop...

This Post Goes To 11

Today's post is brought to you by:

HVYMTL. Sent in by RebelYell.

First up is METLICA brought to us by Kolleen who writes:

The Metallica one is my friend's plate-- She's a HUGE Metallica fan for some ungodly reason. She even has their logo tattooed on the back of her neck. I keep trying to tell her that I question if Metallica was ever good, but she's not buying it. Oh well.

Kat sent in STRYPER. Does anyone remember these guys? All I have to say after watching that video is that those are some very impressive perms.

Jen H. snapped BONJ[heart]V. You give vanity plates a bad name. More impressive perms and pyrotechnics here.

And lastly, we have Megadeth. Forged in the bowels in hell.

Thanks Georgina S.!