Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!

Patricia B. sent us this HOGASM. She writes:

When I saw this plate, it made me almost barfgasm. Also, depending on the spacing of the letters in your mind... I mean, dang, when did the Kentucky DOT hire someone from Virginia to check the license plates??

Oooh Virginia burn! And yes, I think this is the combination of "hog" and, well, you get the picture, don't you?

STFU you delicious pizza, you

Anonymous submitter writes:

I went to pick up my $10 Papa John's pizza yesterday and I found this monstrosity parked outside. Glad I opted to carryout. What kind of turd drives a car with SHUT UP plates?

A stinky, stinky one that doesn't want tips. Thanks for sending in the plate!

Better late than a vanity plate

Chiari L. sent us ALWYSL8 (always late). I'm not sure why anyone would want a license plate with this plastered on it, but thanks for the warning, I guess.

Lexi sent us I R LATE (I are late?). I are don't know grammar very good. Glad they didn't resort to using "L8" at least.

Rachel R. sent us IM LATE. Nice excuse, but I would guess this doesn't really work with law enforcement.DNTBL8 comes to us from MooseNuggette. Uh, thanks for the warning? Although my warning to this driver would be: Don't be a douche.

A Slippery Slope

The fact that I've got more than one person emailing plates like this is amazes me. Just a note to those thinking about labeling themselves from the state of Kentucky. KY is also a very popular, uh, personal product.

Alex seems to agree with me. He writes: [This vanity plate] has become somewhat of an urban legend around Columbus. But anyway, we really hope that she is from Kentucky.

Amanda sent us KY AM I. So this might be "Kentucky am I" as well, but it doesn't make much sense either way. Confused am I.

Our last example comes from Corianne. She also has second thoughts about this plate: We all know what this is *supposed* to say, but the 12 year old inside of me can't help but snicker every time I see it.

There you have it folks. It's good to know that my 12 year old isn't the only one getting a laugh from these. Thank you Kentucky.

Jesus is my spell checking homeboy

Welcome to Lovin' the Lord Sunday. Today's theme:

(Q) What would Jesus do? (A) Use the spell checker.
Tracy sent in GEE ZUS. Geez.

Kate sent us B4GZUS (Before Jesus?). Or maybe it's BAJESUS? Like, "You scared the Bajesus out of me!"?
Erika S. sent in JSUSSVS (Jesus saves). This driver saves his character limit by excluding the E.
Karl M. found 4CRYST (For Christ?). He writes: Jeebers Chryst, dis driver needs ah gud speelin' lessin - and some serious driving lessons too - the blue handicap spots are for the handicapped - and this person has many mental handicaps, but none that qualified them to use the spot (and no rearview mirror handicap hangy thingy either, I checked).

Ah don't fret my friends— A member of the platerazzi has found the real Jesus (who spells his name correctly). He drives an Escalade.

IMINMY car, laughing at you

Get it? IMINMY? This car is a Honda Element. So it's: I'm in my ELEMENT.

*crickets*

Yeah that's just the reaction I had. Ah, my brain hurts.

Our thanks goes to Tracy W. who sent this lovely photo our way.

On His Way to Run Over Some Democrats

This is our first plate from Kentucky. It reads: I WORK. The decal reads: I'm a REPUBLICAN because EVERYONE can't be on WELFARE. Now, I know everyone has got their panties in a wad about the upcoming election, and who is wrong and who is right, but can we all take a second to laugh at this? Come on! You needed a decal to explain your plate? Oh, the wonderful stupidity! Last I checked, EVERYONE wasn't on WELFARE, dude. Not only is this offensive—it’s wrong. Esh. Our thanks goes to Jamie for sending in this picture (photographer unknown). Personally, all I will say about this is I think Mr. I WORK has quite the ego-mobile. Also, I bet you are a HOOT at parties. I will leave the rest of the conclusions about this one to the commenters...