'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The vanity plates were hung on the Hummer with care,
In hopes relief for my narcissism would soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads
With the Ms. in her kerchief and the Mr. in his cap,
We're going to settle down, for a long Christmas nap.
Happy Christmas to all; And to all a vanity free night!
We hope everyone has a Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!
With love,
Mr. and Ms. HLP
Oh, and if you are curious, more crappy poetry here.
8 comments:
Merry Christmas guys!
merry christmas!
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas!!
MRY CHRSMS (too many letters for a vanity isn't it?)
MRRY XMS 2U2!
I just loved the fact the plate was on a plum colored vehicle....
Methinks someone screwed up. Surely SUGR PLM is more legible?
Mmmm...sgur plums.
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