Well, now I am.

Carm, the crazy cat lady, sent in R U NUMB (Are you numb?). She writes:

Belonging to a Dentist? Anesthesiologist? Bartender?

Drug dealer? Pink Floyd fan? All of the above? My eyes are going numb just looking at this vanity plate.

You probably think this license plate is about you, don't you?

MS VAIN is from Andrew M.

Vain meaning: conceited: characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance; "a conceited fool."

And now we know why she isn't a MRS.

This car looks slightly smaller in the cold.

Courtney sent in ICE PNS, which I would guess to this driver means Ice Princess, but without an R in PNS, PNS just looks like penis. Courtney writes:

I was "lucky" enough to catch this on my way home the other day. All I could think, at first, was "Oh, brrrr! And I thought an annual exam was chilly!"

Sir? Looks like your nuclear core is overheating...

MELTDWN is from Tim B. I'm guessing this person is either really into nuclear accidents, or throwing tantrums. I learned on wikipedia that a tantrum is officially:

... an emotional outburst that is typically characterized by stubbornness, crying, screaming, defiance, angry ranting and a resistance to attempts at pacification. A tantrum may be expressed in a tirade: a protracted, angry, or violent speech.

Or in this case is expressed by: a horrible vanity plate, a giant spoiler, and a Chevrolet logo that is making my eyes burn.

Hardly.

D-PRIVED (Deprived) is from Karl M. He writes:

Notes: This car belonged to a very skinny accountant. Unfortunately, if he gets caught with the out of date registration, he will be deprived of (that is, fined) a substantial amount of dollars.

Deprived, according to the free dictionary, means: Lacking, especially of economic or social necessities.

So that missing "E" probably falls under "social necessity," eh?

Symptoms include "clinging" tendencies

NRA FVR (NRA Fever) is from Jenna Lee A.

NRA, as in, The National Rifle Association. And fever, meaning a contagious usually transient enthusiasm.

Maybe you should see a doctor about that.

Honest Compensation Win

This one comes to us from the FailBlog and I just had to share. This Corvette's vanity plate reads: 3 INCHES.

At least he's being honest. Either that, or he has a really funny wife.

Your sentence is a lifetime of ridicule.

The VERDICT...

is in...UBGUILTY (You be guilty).

Charges include misuse of proper grammar, being unoriginal, and having excessive douche bag tendencies.

Photo credit goes to Karl M. (VERDICT) and Lorraine R. (UBGUILTY).

Throw it in reverse

Lindsey sent in YX3Z Y3H. She writes: Another "winner" in the rearview mirror.

Let's throw this into our magical rear-view mirror machine, shall we?
Now it reads: HEY SEXY.

Sir, I assure you, this is not how you pick up woman. I really need to write that book... Chapter One: How Not to Attract a Mate.

Save the drama for your momma

Sarah sent in ATTI2D (Attitude). Really? That 2 is going to make my head explode.

LadyStyx sent in ADITUDE. Speel it wit mee naw! A-D-I-T-U-D-E. Duh!

If I can think of one thing this world needs more of, it's drivers with attitude, poor spelling skills, and vanity plates.

Forbidden Fruit Mobile

How do you make a Yukon worse than it already is? Um, here you go. (Click the picture to see this photo in it's full glory). YUKON 9 is from Lorraine R.

AHH MY EYES!

The trunk contains a smelly surprise!

Carm (The Crazy Cat Lady) sent me this fantastic plate, BTFLBRWN, which I am pretty sure, to the owner, means "Beautiful Brown." Carm suggests: Beautiful beautiful brown eyes? Preference for brunettes? Attracted to UPS trucks?

So I emailed her back with my misinterpretation: Butt Full of Brown?

She quickly responded: In other words- full of shit??

BWHAHAHAHA!