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Platty sent us 99 PROBS, which I assume refers to the Jay-Z song, 99 Problems. Essentially the main theme of 99 Problems can be summed up with the line, "If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems, but a b*tch ain't one."

So there. You've been schooled.

I've got 99 problems, but a vanity plate ain't one.