Thursday, April 30, 2009

Just In Time For Bikini Season!

Abdominoplasty or "tummy tuck" is a cosmetic surgery procedure which involves the removal of excess skin and fat from the middle and lower abdomen in order to tighten the muscle and fascia of the abdominal wall.

Ew. Maybe we can keep our cosmetic procedures to ourselves next time?

Photo credit goes to Leslie.

ISPRKY (Is perky?) comes to us from LadyStyx. I must admit, the first thing that popped into my head after reading this was, of course, BOOBIES. And since we are on the plastic surgery theme, I just had to include this one. The wikionary defines perky as "Lively or enthusiastic; Standing upright; firm."

Enjoy them while you can lady.

15 comments:

Wolvie Girl said...

I thought the second one said I sparky. I have absolutely no idea what that would be though - maybe some new version of ipod that is all twinkly - the iSparky.

Is perky is kind of disturbing. When my sister and I were kids we used the word "perk" for "vomit" hehehe

ydontusteponit said...

heehee boobies.

Pink said...

Why would someone advertise the fact that they've had a tummy tuck?!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

GAWD!

Deborah Godin said...

This kind of miscarriage of vanity should have to be cleared by the DMV not only for the main content, but to make sure they go with the state motto, too. Having any kind of surgery is few people's idea of "enchantment". NM, do you really want to put that in everybody's mind? I thought so!

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

Although the make of the car would be helpful, my guess is the tummy tuk plate belongs to a plastic surgeon.

That reminds me, I'll have to take a stroll through the doctors' lot at lunch and see what I can find...

Robin said...

My first thought was iSparky, too, but I have a friend who works at iRobot, so that's not so surprising. Maybe the owner invented one of those robot dog toys?

HorribleLicensePlates said...

And now I just realize I forgot to include an obvious "headlights" joke. Ah, maybe next time... :-/

Pizza Girl said...

My first thought was Is Porky.

Peachy said...

"I Sparky" is a probably a reference to an electrical engineer or electrician since one of their nicknames is Sparky. Considering it's also a lighthouse and "Keep the lights shining" on the plate.

Anonymous said...

I vote for "Is Perky." A lot of people describe their personality as "perky."

Some people take this stuff way to seriously

BITTER OLD BITCH said...

Hmmm... I Sparky? Is Perky? I Spur Kentucky? I Spurt KY?

Either way...you should never pay good money for a vanity plate if the message doesn't get across as obvious in one quick read. LOL.

michael said...

Well, my dog's name is Sparky, so I was a little biased at first.

But "is perky" reminded me of the greatest breast cancer t-shirt ever: two baseball mitts on the chest, with the words "Save second base!"

Hard not to "support" that sort of cause!

Intense Guy said...

Me likes these!

John & Jennifer Savage said...

My first thought was "I, Sparky", like "I, Claudius." An electrician with delusions of grandeur?