Friday, August 14, 2009

I'm looking forward to regretting this later.

TORE UP was sent in to us by Carrisa D. The urban dictionary defines tore up as: So drunk you think that doing things that are incredibly bad for you are also incredibly funny. "Let's get tore up and pass out in the hot sun!"

Notice they don't say, "Let's get tore up and ride around in my Honda Pilot." Morons.

Almost as good as this license plate fail: Beer is the answer, but I don't remember the question.


ydontusteponit said...

For a bedazzled tee-shirt? Maybe.

But on a car? Are you serious?!

Jason said...

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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Thats a sure way to get pulled!

tank said...

Hmmm, isn't that just asking for trouble?!!

LadyStyx said...

LOL!! Or maybe the significant other is constantly eating at Taco Bell or Taco Bueno.

Definition #6 in the urban dictionary:

Having extreme gasto-intestinal discomfort or pain, often resulting in diarreha and or excessive gas.

Usually pronounced as "toe up"

Then there's this, entry #2:

Extremely ugly, busted, broke down, and haggard. "Straight tore up" is the superlative form.

Got nothing to go with that one but I'm sure one of the others might have a suggestion to fit that definition.

denisewalks said...

LOL. I remember as a kid, we would toss insults such as "You to' up from the floor up!"

I never thought it would be a great idea to proclaim that on a plate.