Thursday, August 13, 2009

So that's what that smell is...

Alison B. sent us this lovely plate from Arizona, 2OLDFTS (Two Old Farts?). And since I am all out of fart jokes I will be posting this information from the disturbingly detailed wikipedia entry for fart:

-He who observed it served it.
-He who first detected it ejected it.
-He who said the rhyme did the crime.
-Whoever blamed it flamed it.
-Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
-Whoever rhymed it grimed it.
-Whoever denied it supplied it.
-He who smelt it dealt it.
-The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.

Okay, I lied. I have one more joke: What is worse than two old farts? Two old farts that smell like a new one!

But seriously people, why call yourselves farts on a license plate?! Why?!

More fart themed plates for your enjoyment here: Fortunately... But Unfortunately..., Now Running on Natural Gas, and Silent, But Deadly.


Anonymous said...

Maybe it's Too Old For This Sh*t?

Nikalady said...

I agree with Anonymous. That's what I saw too.

Intense Guy said...

I'm just glad they didn't blame the dog - hmm, that would be

2OLDDGDFRTS - well jeepers... maybe they were... and just couldn't get the DOG part in there.

Anonymous said...

Two old farts was funny, but too old for this sh*t is even more hilarious!

Meg said...

I read it as 'too old feets' which was sort of gross too and doesn't make as much sense. I think Anonymous' take was probably accurate. And if that's the case - LOVE IT.

MooseNuggette said...

If they are driving too slow and you go around them you can then say "open the window, I just passed two old farts". [GROAN]

LadyStyx said...

*shakes head, laffin*

Kudos Anonymous!

Sam said...

I'm from Arizona originally and we always make fun of how the old people drive around there. So, maybe they were just helping us young folks know that we would want to scream if we got stuck behind them.

jennifer said...

I read "too old for this sh*t" too. And Sam, it's not just the old people in AZ - it's ALL of them. :)

Anonymous said...

Have you not seen Lethal Weapon?

Anonymous Prime is completely correct!