Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Death before decaf

As much as I need a cup of caffeine right now, I would never, ever, put that thought on a vanity plate. Do you really want to be that person with the bumper sticker that reads, "I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE TODAY... DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU?" Yeah, I didn't think so.

Our first plate is from MooseNuggette, CAFENE (Caffeine). She writes: My drug of choice.

Shannon sent in CAFN8ME (Caffeinate me). One strike for using an 8. One strike for that terrible vanity plate holder. And one strike for driving a Mini Cooper (HI-YO!). You're out.

XPRESSO is from Ben B. Yeah drink espresso... Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Our last plate is from platty, [STAR]BUCKER. Stars on vanity plates?! California, you are wild!

Now why don't you just buck on out of here with that plate, ya hear?

4 comments:

Intense Guy said...

...and here I sit, drinking my home dripped Folgers decafe...

Why? Why people!? Caffiene? State sponsored (or at least permitted) glorification of drugs?

*nods off and snores with a little bit of drooling on the side*

Wurlitzer Heart said...

awesome, endorsing a company you have no affiliation with in your license plate. that's almost as dumb as those people who get the PBR logo tattooed on them.

h3llc4t said...

Heh heh, that last one makes me think of the Nine Inch Nails song, Starfu...oh, you know the one.

Krystal16 said...

i think the caffeinate me plate/frame are very clever...and cute car!