PESIMSM (Pessimism) never works man. The worst is yet to come. Optimism?! Like that does any good. The light at the end of the tunnel? A speeding train headed my way. My blood type? B negative. The pessimism meeting tonight? Cancelled. No one would come anyway.
So just remember, if everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
[Photo credit to Tim B.]