Friday, March 27, 2009

Excuse Me Sir, Your Balls Are Showing

What's that glittering from beneath your custom trailer hitch cover? Why yes, it's a pair of silver truck balls! Excuse me, I need to lean to the side for a moment, so I can barf into this trash receptacle. Actually, OBNXOUS would be an excellent way to describe this monstrosity.


Squidrox, did you get a kick at these? Heh heh.

21 comments:

Doublebanker said...

A lot of them race car fans are obnoxious...at least he admits it!

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FreedomFirst said...

Somebody's ego needs a bitch-slap.

Becky said...

Ummmm yeah, that makes me want to puke too.

jeremyandgirls said...

That's so redneck. However, I DO like the airbrushed "Silverado" right above the plate. Adds a bit of class, dontcha think?

WakeGrace said...

i ABSOLUTELY HATE truck balls. in oklahoma i have to CARRY that trash can around with me!

h3llc4t said...

I want a uterus I can hang off of my Hello Kitty festooned Camry.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I was looking for those!

Deborah Godin said...

Hey Pal, we'd get the message even without the plate...

Persnickety Ticker said...

I'm will H3llC4t. Where can I get a blinged out, sparkly, rhinestoned encrusted uterus to hang off my minivan?

AJ said...

As a male, I gotta say that truck balls are the most obnoxious vehicle accessory ever since... well, since the vanity plate.

I'll totally back up h3llc4t's and Persnickety's vie for car uteri--gotta level the playing field.

Marie said...

I'd just better not catch that truck anywhere near my minivan!

Herbee said...

I saw the plate first and then the balls and I immediately starting digging through my bag to retrieve my camera. My husband, who usually admonishes me for taking pictures of plates, stopped and WAITED while I took the picture.
Oddly enough, I found a uterus you can hang in your car, should you really be so inclined. Kinda oogy,right?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_17&listing_id=19926255&ga_search_query=uterus&ga_search_type=tag_title&ga_page=3&min=&max=&order=

Jerod Poore said...

At least the truck testicles, propellers and the like are in context.

Unlike the spoiled kids attending the University of Montana in their pickup trucks with spinning rims blasting bass-heavy, window-shaking hip-hop. Spinning rims on a pickup truck are like fur on a fish.

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

Talk about the Department of Redundancy Department!

denisewalks said...

With the huge overpopulation of big trucks we have, it's a shame they don't neuter that thing to help solve the problem.

Jen H said...

h3llc4t, you have made my day :)

LadyStyx said...

OOOOOOOOOOOh classy! I want a set to hook up to my front door to use as a knocker. Maybe THAT would keep the Bible-thumpers from beating my door down at 9am. Not that I truly mind religious folks (to each their own, I have my own beliefs thank you), but when the household is on the nightshift and the occupants dont get to bed much before 6 or 7 AM... a visitor a mere 2 hours after you *JUST* got to sleep is DEFINITELY unwanted.

*~*Lis*~* said...

hey I think I dated this guy too!

Pink said...

I mean, honestly.....what does this say about a guy who has those hanging from his truck? Could he be any more childish or insecure?

People used to refer to vehicles of all kinds as females. Maybe his has had a little operation.

Jen Shizuka said...

I would be so tempted to zap those balls with blue spray paint.

But for some reason, I've actually seen that some people also buy them in blue... just what's the message _there_?

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