Thursday, March 19, 2009

If You Choke A Smurf, What Color Does He Turn?

1BD SMRF (One Bad Smurf, I assume) comes to use from Jen D. I am confused though, the smurfs weren't bad as I recall. So why did this driver feel like he could ruin their cute image by calling himself (or his ugly blue car) a bad smurf? As far as I knew these blue creatures were living in Smurf Village in mushrooms houses deep in the woods. Do you live in a mushroom, sir? Are you "three apples tall"? Do you consume smurfberries and go on adventures to fight the evil Gargamel? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Interesting Smurf factoid for you (from wikipedia): The Smurfs was named the 97th best animated series by IGN. They called it "kiddie cocaine" for people growing up during the Eighties.

13 comments:

LaughingKatie said...

Oh geez! Everyone knows the Flintstones, Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo are way cooler than the Smurfs. *checks to see if RUT ROH is available*

ydontusteponit said...

This plate is completely obnoxious. Who are these people and why are they so dumb?

Ginny said...

Maybe it's one bald smurf. I've always wondered what was under those white hats.

Kat said...

lol, only smurfette had hair and I vaguely recall a vidoe that swept the web 10 years ago about what the Smurfs do one day a year....to smurfette. Yea, somebody went there. How else did they get baby?
This could be what the driver is alluding too...

Erika said...

"Do you live in a mushroom, sir?"
I LOL'd.

Rachel said...

It could also maybe be one badass motherfucker.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

@rachel Um, awesome!

Bill's Bayou said...

Another mis-read on this blog. It reads: "One Brain Damaged Sado-Masochistic ReFeree." Apparently, he's too stupid to recognize when the "safe word" has been uttered and break up the fun. You really do need a good referee for these things.

Doublebanker said...

Better than 2 I guess...

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DB

LadyStyx said...

LOL@ Bill's Bayou!!

rusty kuntz said...

I totally read this as "I be de smurf." Which is... equally lame?

Joe said...

I bed smurfs? Gross, dude!

HamStar said...

I have seen that car before on I-64 several times. Was driven by a blond female.

i am guessing they meant bad like "baaad" like - Good.