Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Do These Cargo Pockets Make My Thighs Look Fat?

Our first plate from Pennsylvania.

Hey bro, let's go get some Natty Ice and chill. What, brah!? You like Dave too? Like, I was so wasted last night. Bro-dawg, I totally banged that chick in #105. Dude, where did you get those Birkenstocks? I love how these clothes have, like, tears and wrinkles in them already! Sweeeet. I. AM. SO. PUMPED.

Way to go, broseph, you are the perfect type of person to own a vanity plate. Bro hug!

What are some of your favorite "bro" phrases?

9 comments:

Morgan said...

My favourite "way nar-nar". I'm assuming short for "gnarly", a phrase no-one has used since 1985. This guy was a tool, in case it needed explaining.

horriblelicenseplates said...

Way nar-nar is mostly excellent! Hahaha.

Poetry Sue said...

I have no snappy "bro comment" but I love this blog... I share the plates with my co workers.... LOL too funny

horriblelicenseplates said...

sue - thanks for the love!!

Chrissy said...

This isn't exactly a bro phrase, but "DUDE!!" is not a sentence!! Yikes! A big pet peeve of mine. *Smile*

fatboy15 said...

my favorite phrase? blastocize. i don't know what it means, but i use it. all the time.

"dude, i totally blastocized that guy's butt"

does it mean i beat him up? does it mean we made sweet love? i don't know. thats why its funny...

...on two levels

Becky said...

Hahaha, that's hilarious. I like "bromance."

This Bug said...

It's gotta be the ridiculous "Bros before Hoes" although if this is applied too often, I suspect an undercover 'bromance' like Becky said.

Kendra said...

omg... I think a vanity plate with "nar-nar" is definitely called for. In fact, that is so completely ridiculous that I might have to work it into my vernacular. I already bogarted "kibosh" from my mom. My favorite bro-phrase is probably "Dude-bro" said as one term, usually in a state of excitement when either one would not suffice.