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Hey Internets,

We just wanted to drop in and say thank you on this day of Thanksgiving. We really cannot tell you how excited we are that you read this website. You comment. You subscribe. You share posts with your friends. We even have like 457 new friends in our facebook group and 983 followers. Okay, a little less than that, but we are so grateful for each and everyone of you, and all the morons who think vanity plates are a good idea. So this Thanksgiving we just want to tell you how awesome you are. KTHXBYE.

Now, let's go stuff our faces!

Love,
Mr. and Ms. HLP