Erin writes to us: I regret to inform you that this license plate does, indeed, say "PHAT BBY". I also regret to inform you that the driver of the car was, indeed, on the larger side.
PHAT, for those of you who don't know, is an acronym for Pretty Hot And Tempting. And I'm sorry, but it is just WRONG to put those words in front of the word "baby." Esh. Baby Phat, maybe, but Phat Baby? Someone call the cops.
Yeah, so do I.